This is pretty bizarre, maybe because it’s from San Diego, California.

DON’T READ THE BOTTOM FIRST, PLEASE.

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

Add 5. (for Sunday)

Multiply it by 50 - I’ll wait while you get the calculator…

If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752…If you haven’t, add 1751…

Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

((The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
The next two numbers are …
Your age! (Oh SHIT, it IS!!!)))