# Sex math!

This is pretty bizarre, maybe because it’s from San Diego, California.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

4. Multiply it by 50 - I’ll wait while you get the calculator…

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

((The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
The next two numbers are …
Your age! (Oh SHIT, it IS!!!)))

when you multiply by 2 and then by 50, you will have your original number x 100…

when you add 5 * 50 + 1752, you add 2002. If you subtract the year in which you were born, you will have your age.

Those Cali folk should finish high school.

Such a spoil sport you are, Great Dane. Or a conehead. You sound like my father.

He is your father, young skywalker. Embrace the dark side…

It all makes sense now…

Come on Wolfie, embrace the dark side .

I love those small mind games, which can spook the uninitiated. I just need a bit more challenge than what that sorry thing provided.

I haven’t lost enough hair to make me a conehead… yet.

Spoilsport???

Well, depends on the sport. 8) Have to do better than that .