Bashed neeps and tatties. Clapshot.
If you’re wanting haggis, you need to get it from Hamletts the butcher in Kingussie or from MacSween in Edinburgh. Nothing else comes close.
mrjared wrote
When you eat it, try not to think about what is in it. I never ever eat offal here or in the UK and I can’t stand the sight of it. But haggis doesn’t look like it contains any of these things and it tastes great.
Good on you, Butcher Boy. Black pudding. Yum.
The Scotts hate everybody.
The Brits don’t hate you. We just laugh at your Khaki shorts, white trainers, fanny pack and baseball caps/sun visors while you are aimlessly walking around Stratford upon Avon asking the locals where Shakespeare lives.
(Yes, been asked before by an American where shakespeare lives and when his next show is. I couldn’t tell if he was taking the piss or not).
Come mrjared, you’re more than welcome.
I wouldn’t put it quite like that. They hate everyone unless you profess to hate the English. Then they will love you. I remember watching an England vs Argentina football game in a pub in Edinburgh. The pub was a sea of blue and white shirts!
sorry mods, may have gone a little :offtopic:
PS if anybody goes to Edinburgh, try the Penny Black behind KFC on Prince’s Street. Opens at 5am. Trying to make the opening there gives you a real good target for pushing on with a good session.
Or, in my case ‘Do you know Elton John?’
The mars candy bar?!!! 
No way, please elaborate
The mars candy bar?!!! No way, please elaborate[/quote]
Oh yes indeedy. Take a Mars Bar, dip it in the same batter you use to coat your fish, your haggis, your smoked sausage, your white pudding, your black pudding and toss it into the deep fat fryer.
Yummy, eh?