Shenannigans in Japanese nightclub VIP room

Don’t you just hate it when you go to a nightclub and this happens?

Damn. All the more reason to stick to the schoolies, eh?

I hate being used by hot Olympic athlete chicks. I wish they would respect me for who I am.

That guy must have felt awful the next day. I really feel for him.

It says they both “whipped out” their private parts. How does a woman “whip out” her private parts?

I like how they consistently refer to the guy as only “the blonde looker”. Dude…she didn’t even catch his name?

Howcum this kind of stuff never happens to me?

[quote=“Rubicon Bojador”]I like how they consistently refer to the guy as only “the blonde looker”. Dude…she didn’t even catch his name?

Howcum this kind of stuff never happens to me?[/quote]

Happens to me all the time, I guess he was smart like me and didn’t tell them his name.

Excellent story…

Almost beats the one where I was arrested in a brothel in Kyoto. (But it’s far too late at night to tell you that now!) :smiling_imp:

Ropey jugs? Incomplete sex change, a la Thai girly boys? Absurdly endowed in the “little man in the boat” area?

Any of this kind of stuff ever happen at Forumosa Happy Hours?

Later,
Rob.

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So what’s the latest pricing on tickets to Tokyo these days??? :astonished:

I believe the olympic squad are the official greeters for all visiting Canadians.

So, they got drunk and had sex. I am shocked to learn that such things can occur in a seemingly civilized society.

I suppose the writer was referring to her tits, though I admit that Asiatic ones would be more likely to peep out than to be whipped out.

That’s all you got from that story? :astonished:

Incidently, 劈腿 is the Chinese for kaikyaku and it was actually the Front Page headline a couple of weeks ago (I think it was China Times).

Uh, yeah, more or less. What else is there–that she’s famous, married, and apparently an alcoholic? Or that the sex was semi-public? Or that she seemed to enjoy her brazen act of adultery before passing out?

Well, thew overturned tables, the broken glass, the injured bouncers, the fact that they had asked them not to have sex and they kept at it anyways…

Well lookie here. There’s another side to the story.
japundit.com/archives/category/japanese-abroad

[quote]Speaking strictly on condition of anonymity, the Canadian man strongly denied media reports…[/quote]Uh, if there’s really nothing wrong, why the condition of anonymity. Other than the lad knows he’s about to get whacked for messing with another’s wife. :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]He said the bouncer started slapping the gold medalist and she responded by trying to kick him.[/quote]Riiiiight. Not even the bouncers here in Taiwan would slap a woman. I see this more of the bouncer grabbing the girl by the arm to “firmly” escort her out of the room and she starts to kick the bouncer in a fit.

[quote]Satoya and the Canadian have filed a criminal complaint for assault against bouncer (who has already left Japan), and Satoya is considering further legal steps. Hideki Yashiro is Satoya

I tend to agree with everything you said.
This is another article on it: japundit.com/archives/2005/03/13/301/
The original one has since disappeared.

A whole page of her pictures can be found here: hawaiiacademy.com/web/newsflash/TaeTest.html

Some are cuter than others.

I’m a big fan of this one:

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The day after I get drunk I ‘make up’ all sorts of crap about ‘how-it-happened.’
That said, bouncers are nasty nasty wankers who hit first and ask questions later.

This proves that the truth is in the eye of the beholder. Or the c.c.t.v. if they are canny enough to have it. :smiley: