Shit you did not know

I discovered today that I can watch TWO porn movies AT THE SAME TIME, by just making the windows smaller! :discodance:

:unamused: I’ve given up paying attention to what people try to teach me. I have been studying the local mechanic’s “Wa ga li gong!” attitude toward learning. From now on any time some bright spark comes up with a clever, and reasonable explanation for something, I quickly butt midway into his sentence and blurt out “Wa ga li gong!” accompanied by a patronizingly slight palm pat on his shoulder, followed by some made up, shitty, half arsed explanation. It never fails to impress people I find and gives me a sense of accomplishment and status.
Why bother listening and learning from people, when you already know you must know the answer? :slight_smile:

How can I figuire out what I don’t know when I haven’t even determined what it is that I do know?

I just found out that my daughter has been taking to calling me “Candy” behind my back. I don’t know why, and here I thought I was more than sweet enough already.

What to do with the hands now? :ponder: haha

Learned I got a dentist appointment tonight, sheeit.

[quote=“Mother Theresa”]I learned you can buy beer from cool, green, beautiful Upstate New York at Carrefour. It may not be the greatest, but I found it too odd to pass up.

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Sounds good. Did you notice if they have any of the darker brews? They advertise a black & tan on their website that looks good. Or the pale ale?

No Black & Tan, but they had Pale Ale, Black Forest, Adirondack Lager, and Pomegranite Wheat. I bought two of each (would’ve bought more but they have other interesting brews on sale now too and the wife’s always watching).

Lovely jubblies. I’ll pop in there tonight. Home-made chicken soup, beer, sourdough, a nice round of reblochon and some cherries to finish. Mm-MMMMM.

Until today, I didn’t know what a “television wall” was.

I guess I still may not. Is it this?

[quote=“Mother Theresa”]I guess I still may not. Is it this?

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Man! THAT’S what I need! Then I can watch THIRTY porn movies at the same time! :discodance:

  1. Two on each. Talk about multiple penetration. . .

I learned that my roof leaks water through the light socket in my computer room.

= your very own electrocution chamber

i have learned today that if you use blue lights in your dinning room it is impossible to see the doneness of your steak… :aiyo:

Welcome back Froggy

cheers TC, heightened activity on F.com is often the result of lack of professional activity…not good if you ask me :slight_smile:

I did NOT know that if you have a poster on Ignore and they change their username, they remain on Ignore.
How about that?

Dear the chief,

Stop ignoring me! :bluemad:

Sincerely, zender (formerly known as tommy525)

[quote=“zender”]Dear the chief,

Stop ignoring me! :bluemad:

Sincerely, zender (formerly known as tommy525)[/quote]

LALALALALLALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALA