Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Saw a guy wearing a distressed classic Pepsi logo t-shirt walking around NTU.

Only it didn’t say pepsi. It said Penis.

“FUCK YOU WANKERS”

I have a ten year old student who comes in with this one on from time to time. Just seeing it makes my evening go better. I keep meaning to get a picture but never remember my camera. The little girl still has no idea why I crack up every time I see her with the shirt on.

[quote=“gunadz”]Saw a guy wearing a distressed classic Pepsi logo t-shirt walking around NTU.
Only it didn’t say pepsi. It said Penis.[/quote]

Sounds like he had a severe case of pepsi envy.

Kid in class today with two words and a picture of a kangaroo:


FIGHT

Hungry?

I was thinking: WTF?

Saw a sixty-something year old aunty in the 7-11 today with a T-shirt that read:

Biker Chick

The picture was of a bicycle with pink ribbons and streamers, though. :roflmao:

Not exactly a T-shirt or a piece of cloth, but a school bag with the photo of lots of toys on it and the words:

No toy left behind

Two I saw over the weekend:


FETISHISM

and


I promise I will never do art again

Alrighty, stay away from the brush then…

:roflmao: That’s bloody awesome!!! I want three!

[quote=“irishstu”][/quote]Did you ask the guy if he EVER have had a girlfriend? :roflmao:

How do you know he likes girls?

Today’s teeshirt: Cock n’ Bum. Where to buy?

Obasan on her way to the garbage truck wearing one that said “Alcatraz Psycho Ward”

Not really shocking, but kinda bad taste:

LEUKEMIA

In a big American sports-sweatshirt style font.

Part of the “my favourite cancers” series, no doubt.

Saw one today with “Wearing S.T.U.P.I.D.” on the back. :loco:

Is there no end to these! They seem to create new ones every week. I often woder if some Taiwanese people who have good English skills do this on purpose, because they know people will just buy them.

Shirts I remember.

Poon Girl on a HS teenaged girl.
Grease It & Please Me on a housewife.
Give Me Big Black Treat Inside Me teen girl again.
Use this for you hard toy on a guy in 7-11.

:bravo:

Brilliant! I’m convinced that most of the people who buy these know exactly what they mean (despite the dodgy grammar).

Oh my god…

I design T-shirts based on ridiculous Taiwanese things. I guess they’re not shocking, but a little funny and a little sad. Here’s my website: http://www.taiwerica.net

Saw your posting on LinkedIn yesterday. Are you already distributing them?
Will drop you a PM in a few days !