Shorts and high-heeled shoes do not look good (even on females).
Of course that’s just my opinion.
Having trouble deciding what to wear this morning, Mr Irish?
Just don’t wear shorts and high heels (again).
you’d look good in these
I looooooove hot pants and high heels. My Gf had them on yesterday without prompting…winner!
Edit: Not good on large fat women though! Or Hairy arsed blokes!
[quote=“irishstu”]Shorts and high-heeled shoes do not look good (even on females).
Of course that’s just my opinion.[/quote]
Could you please provide us with the necessary evidence to support your statement? 
[quote=“stan”][quote=“irishstu”]Shorts and high-heeled shoes do not look good (even on females).
Of course that’s just my opinion.[/quote]
Could you please provide us with the necessary evidence to support your statement? [/quote]
Well in all seriousness, I was waiting for the bus after work on Friday, and (on separate occasions) I saw about 4 pretty good looking girls (from the waist up), who looked less than fabulous because of the shorts/high heels combination. Just saying that they could have looked absolutely fantastic having chosen some other fashion style.
I mean, wearing them on a night out is different, and some girls do suit them more than others.
Again… just my opinion. Tastes vary, I suppose.
And as for that hairy bloke…
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And as for that hairy bloke…[/quote]
sorry about that Stu
irishstu’s post just reminded me of the time I spent at university in England.
The girls who could least afford it were the ones drinking beer by the litres and all the while wearing minis and short tops allowing the buldges and layers some escape room. 
Quite terrible, really.
Just saying, I’m a fat bastard meself, so I can’t really point a finger.
[quote=“stan”]
Just saying, I’m a fat bastard meself, so I can’t really point a finger.[/quote]
Oh me neither. I’m just stating for the record that I don’t really like it. Just like I don’t like elf shoes and granny tights (even on females).
I’m sure I wear some pretty crap clothes, but if someone were to tell me “Hey, white fake leather shoes haven’t been in since (the original) Miami Vice.” I would appreciate it. It’s like letting someone know their flies are down. It’s embarrassing, but you’re doing them a favour.
That said, if anyone likes shorts and high heels, please do say so. I may well be in the minority.
TTIWWP
OK then. If you insist. Here are some shoes similar to the white fake leather ones I was talking about:
You make the call.
Do they go together?
That’s different. Those are fuckme boots. That’s totally different. Try finding a pic with pointy pink shoes (knees stupidly pointing at each other too).
Oh and by the way, I’m not talking about hotpants. I’m talking more about halfway-down-the-thigh shorts.
And erm… I really can’t argue about THAT image being very pleasant indeed. If she was waiting at the bus stop, then… so would I be. And when she got on a bus, well, I’d be getting on the same one… and when she got off the bus, well, I’d be getting off at the same stop. And when she turned right at the top of the road, well, coincidentally, so would I and…
you forgot the oil
These heels are shorter. But not pink.
Her knees aren’t pointing at each other either.
I’ll just have to research the subject further.
You haven’t seen me in them, Stu. 
You haven’t seen me in them, Stu.
Nama
Feel free to post pics!!!
Hubba hubba
[quote=“Edgar Allen”]Nama
Feel free to post pics!!!
Hubba hubba[/quote]
I thought I had on shorts in this pic but I didn’t. Nonetheless you get the idea
I was on a date with Ted Nugget 