Sleazy, Juicy Gossip

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Want to waste a few, uh, hours? The veracity of these rumors are very much in doubt, but damn this is hilarious stuff. A typical entry:

Connery, Sean. Arrogant and self-satisfied sexist. Abuser of women. Wears a toupee. Notorious tightwad. Requires a penis pump to function with women. Hostile to fans. Posed nude before being Bond; the man who took the photos, George Lynnes, often had affairs with his subjects. Linked with Ursula Andress, Brigitte Bardot, Kim Basinger, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gena Rowlands, Lana Turner, Shelley Winters, Lana Wood, and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who impressed him with her oral skills.

The A-List

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Oh, come on, cackling like old hens over other peoples’ lives is FUN.

From today’s papers:

Man forced to have sex with Liza Minelli

Yikes!

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There was this great Blind Item rehash site that would list blind items and experts would guess who they probably were. That site got pulled–probably ran into legal trouble. The stuff about Christian Aguilera being a bitch is true–just ask the Regent hotel staff.