Slow News Day: Epic MIL Murder Attemp Fail

Man turns anti-tank missile launcher on nagging ma-in-law

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she’d turned his wife against him.

Furious Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife’s mum for the break-up of his marriage.

But when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law’s nagging.

Ya think with all of that firepower he would have succeeded. Wat a looser.

The old crone is probably sitting outside his cell laughing at him - "a machine gun, no can do, a missile, no can do . . . what can you do?. Nothing is what you can do . . . "


Wow, and he’s not even American.