Here are some sensible titles to the sequel to Snakes on a plane.
Badgers on a tractor.
Moles on a bus.
Weevils on a ferry.
I know you got some to add.
Frogs in a washing machine.
Penguins in a helicopter.
Eels on a skateboard.
Cakes on a Crane
Pigs in Space
Toads in a hole.
snaiks on a playn
Bees on a Bus
Cheetahs on a Cable Car
Bears on a Bike
Monkeys on the MRT
Hummingbirds on a Humvee
Ferrets in My Pants
Silly billy, it has to be an animal, not a verb.
Silly billy, it has to be an animal, not a verb.[/quote]
Took a second…but good one. 
No sillies. It has to have the same vowel sound seeing as they stole that title from a phonics book practicing the long ‘a’ sound. So you could do…
Weasels in a Beetle (long ‘e’)
Mongoose on a Caboose (the ‘oo’ sound)
Monkeys on the TGV (another long ‘e’ book)
Narwhals on a Harley (the ‘ar’ sound)
Aardvarks in a Golf Cart (another ‘ar’ sound)
Pythons on a Pylon (traffic related…) (variants for the long ‘i’ sound)
Asps in a Gas Station (short ‘a’)
Sheep in a Jeep (double entry since it’s a synonym for Ewes in an SUV)
Bunnies in a Humvee (long ‘e’)
Horses in a Ford Explorer (the ‘or’ sound)
Llamas in a Limo (the ‘l’ sound)
Boas in a Toyota (the ‘oi’ diphthong)
Oh, wait… here we go!
Rabbits in a Rabbit
Mustangs in a Mustang
Colts in a Colt
Broncos in a Bronco
Pintos in a Pinto
Beetles in a Beetle
Of course, the most logical title for the sequel to Snakes on a Plane would be…
Wait for it…
Snakes on a Plane 2! Since they were soooo creative with the original title, why fix what ain’t broked?
Snakes on a Train
Jackson’s in Pain
Smack in Sam’s Veins
Toms on a Hill
Butters on a Cup
Big Fluffies on a…
Oh forget it…
The Forumosan horde …
even if this is not a bonefide sequel, I’ll go into business with you to ensure it gets made
Nutters on a rock?
Cockroaches in a Kitchen
You gotta put a bit more effort and don’t make it that obvious, like:
Snakes on 2 Planes
Snakes 2 - on Planes
But some serious suggestions:
Scorpions in the Sky
Monkeys on the Bus
Spiders in da House
You gotta put a bit more effort and don’t make it that obvious, like:
Snakes on 2 Planes
Snakes 2 - on Planes
But some serious suggestions:
Scorpions in the Sky
Monkeys on the Bus
Spiders in da House[/quote]
What about 2 snakes on a plane …
“asps in the seats” (in which people watching a movie about snakes in a plane are locked in the multiplex and gasp! snakes are released!
Snakes 2 - Revenge of the Serpent King