[quote=“Namahottie”]
Why people laugh when you fart and scold when you belch?[/quote]Maybe what comes out of your mouth smells worse than what comes out your ass.
Do you think it will get all dark again tonight?
for as long as you insist to turn off the lights while we’re “at it” ,yeah
have you ever played “frizbee” with a cowpie?
Because it’s your hair.
No, but I’ve wrestled with a beefcake.
What’s new pussycat?
[quote=“Rik”]
No, but I’ve wrestled with a beefcake.
What’s new pussycat?[/quote]
What’s it to ya, stupid.
Could I have that coat hanger?
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Definitely going to use that one sometime soon.
No! (gimme that!) Knowing you, you’d either steal a car, poke your eye out, or try to get off with it!
Where does this road go?
Thataway.
What’s that smell?
It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. (A formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.)
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Thataway.
What’s that smell?[/quote]
I am not sure, I think it would help if you cross your legs.
[quote=“alidarbac”]
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?[/quote]
Why yes, it is a banana.
Is this liquor watered down?
It’s supposed to be - it’s hot toddy.
Damn. I’ve just crapped myself. Could you help me change my diapers?
It’s supposed to be - it’s hot toddy.
Damn. I’ve just crapped myself. Could you help me change my diapers?[/quote]
See, another example of how Taiwan keeps men from maturation.
How do I find a ‘real’ man on this island?
[quote=“Namahottie”]
How do I find a ‘real’ man on this island?[/quote]
Not sure, but maybe you could fashion one out of twigs and play- doh.
Who knows where my rosemary tree grows?
[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“Namahottie”]
How do I find a ‘real’ man on this island?[/quote]
Not sure, but maybe you could fashion one out of twigs and play- doh.
Who knows where my rosemary tree grows?[/quote]
You still looking for that farking tree? You once claimed Tash knew of it’s location, but you lied. forumosa.com/taiwan/viewtopi … &&start=80
I TOLD you to tie a yellow ribbon around it, you plum deluxe.
How come Ja Rule slept with J-lo?
He must’ve been drunk or something.
Why can’t the Taiwanese be more like us?