Soft-core porn on late-night TV

What’s the best late-night soft-core porn on Taiwan TV? Girls with skinny butts and tattoos sliding down a pole headfirst? Japanese babes in bikinis with lots of close-ups of cleavage? Minusuku Police with its upskirt panty shots? The montage of girls teasingly lifting sweaters or lowering panties just so far. . . until they cut to the next girl? The Taiwanese girls in bikinis doing stunts that make their tits jiggle while the other girls cheer them on? Or, did I miss your favorite?

Other pertinent questions: What’s the deal with all those tattoos? Does anyone think they make those girls more attractive? Do the girls on the Bikini show and Minusuku Police believe they’re going to become big stars? Do all the tatooed Taiwanese strippers sell Betel nut? Are there also live strip-tease shows in Taiwan or is it only allowed to be broadcast on national TV?

All in the interests of academic research, I presume…?!

Exactly. It’s for this paper I’m writing. Just need some feedback from people who may have noticed these shows while channel surfing late at night. Where’s Omniwhatever? I’m sure he could offer some stellar analysis.

I haven’t done any late-night channel surfing for a long time. But the last time I did I noticed what seemed to be a markedly more conservative approach toward nudity. I’m not talking about compared to the days of illegal cable TV, when hardcore porn could sometimes be found even during the daytime, but compared to, say, six or seven years ago.

Back then there was a show on which a late-middle-age couple discussed sex in a semi-clinical fashion while a younger couple (wearing only underwear and no tops) demonstrated sexual positions. Or something like that. There was nothing particularly sexy about it; but it did have partial nudity. And that bizarre Japanese show, Burning Night, used to have more nudity shown than when I last saw it; this is almost certainly due to Taiwan’s censors, not because of a change in the Japanese show.

But what of nudity now? Is there any program on a regular (non-scrambled) channel that has real nudity (no clothing or “mosaic”) of any sort? Like I said, it didn’t seem that way the last time I checked – though maybe I just didn’t look long enough.

These days, you might be able to see more actual (non-censored) nudity on billboards and the sides of public buses than on TV. Some TV commercials seem to have more nudity than the actual programs. Weird.

Have things really changed that much?

Saw a great bikini girl show some time back. The usual gaggle of beauties, with an ugly male host dressed in some ludicrous get out directing the lasses in a game of twister. Lots of contured gals with legs akimbo and buttocks raised when suddenly one of them drops a very audible fart almost in an opponents face. The male host responds quickly, “aha chemical warfare.” Strangely the farter wasn’t quite as flushed as the fartee. Hilarious. Only in Taiwan.

HG

Actually Cranky, it was as little as three years ago that you could “see it all” on Taiwanese TV. I remember the all stripper channel after midnight with particular nostalgia. Basically it was one five minute strip after another. No nonsense, little teasing, just wiggle a bit, off the skimpy clothing and then wiggle some more in the nude for a few minutes. And yes that Japanese show is now censored.

In early 2000 I went back to Canada for a year. When I returned the censors had taken over the adult airwaves. Even my wife complained.

The hilarious thing now though (in the interest of science) is to watch the show Mother Teresa refered to as “The montage of girls teasingly lifting sweaters or lowering panties just so far” to see just how far they will go, or just how much they will reveal. You will see a girl wearing a see-through negligee, literally see-through so that her dark or light nipples are completely apparent, so that you can tell her cup size at a glance, but when she actually takes the negligee off they cut away. What more could we see? Is that micro-thin shift really all that is holding up the morals in Taiwan?

There is more inconsistency. Sometimes they will let the camera show a girl naked from the back. Somehow an unclothed ass just isn’t pornographic to the censors in Taiwan. Bizarre!

i don’t understand why anyone out there would watch japanese porn minus most of the porn part. i mean, what’s left? the dialogue and a little uncomfortable-looking foreplay?

the game-show type thing i found vaguely disturbing. the couple of times i’ve glanced it, the girls playing those games looked really degraded. like they hated having to do the show but were desperate for money or something. more depressing than arousing. :frowning:

oh well, at least taiwanese men will always have the nt$99 pirated japanese/korean porn from any and all vcd stands. strangely, my korean friends in the states had told me that there wasn’t such a thing as korean porn since it’s been illegal there for a while. guess taiwanese horniness ultimately proved them wrong. :wink:

I agree, these contrived programs are a tad unnatural, whereas two people humping the bejaysus out of each other is much more natural and far less disturbing. Watching those bizarre game shows used to make me feel like a total sicko perv, whilst I could quite comfortably have sat down with beer and doob and watched Debbie Does Dunnes Stores or suchlike without a twinge of conscience. Now of course such activity would result in a quickie divorce and a week in intensive care !!!

How pleasant.

Btw, Huang, ‘akimbo’ means:

in or into a position in which the hands are on the hips and the elbows are bowed outward.
or
being in a bent, bowed, or arched position. Is that what you meant?
I just had this question while playing Moot on Saturday!

Does anyone remember the “paper, scissors, stone” call-in strip show many years back? Friend of mine watched it obsessively, but only rarely got to see them bare all.
They played this stupid song and the bimbos danced around unrythmically and if you won the round, they’d strip a layer for you.
It was weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd

[quote=“Alien”]Does anyone remember the “paper, scissors, stone” call-in strip show many years back? Friend of mine watched it obsessively, but only rarely got to see them bare all.
They played this stupid song and the bimbos danced around unrythmically and if you won the round, they’d strip a layer for you.
It was weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd[/quote]

Remember it !? I took a photo of it to send home because no one would believe me ! Coming back from a night out it was that or MTV. The trailers / graphics / cartoons on MTV were spliff-tastic.

Alien,

think you got me on that one. Perhaps splayed would have been a better description of the legs but with bodies akimbo.

HG

What you really need Mother Theresa is a good screw.

I’m looking for one too, so maybe someone can tell us where to get one.

I had a screw a few years ago (I’m talking about the little screw you screw into the back of your cable decoder that lets you watch the porn), but I lost it and the guy in the night market who sold it to me’s not there anymore. So does anyone knwo where to buy ‘the screw’.

Brian

The Don,

a screw is not enough anymore, you need the whole box. Looks just like an ordinary cable convertor but will allow you to de-code the “Rainbow Channel” and that other one. See if you can’t get some of those glasses that clear up the blurred spot thrown in :smiley: .

Cheers
HG

Hmmm. I think one’s legs could be splayed and akimbo at the same time - the terms don’t seem to me to be exclusive. Don’t Taiwanese scooter “monkey-boys” ride with their legs akimbo?

Maoman you’re right.

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Fer crisake, what’s all this talk about akimbo? Sound like a bunch of old ladies. This thread was supposed to be about sex. Cranky, I agree, I’ve seen more nudity on the sides of buses in Taiwan than I’ve seen on TV. Namely, there was an ad for a radio station a few years back that featured a donkey with a perfectly visible 4 foot schlong hangin’ down the side of the bus. Not that that’s what I’m looking for. I’m thinking more in the line of HG’s tale of lusty, lascivious young girls entwined in a passionate game of twister, legs akimbo, flatulence be damned. True, Hex, the game shows can be a tad unnatural, but what do I care, I get off on the bust-enlargement ads on channel 7. Maybe you’re right Sir Don, maybe I do need a good screw. . . for the back of my TV. . . so I can complete this paper I’m working on.