I know this is many months from now and many thousands of miles away, but maybe someone should start a thread on it.
Obama: Only has one name, and it’s one letter different from “Osama”, so why did he pick a friend whose name is an abbreviation of “Bin Laden”? Apparently he looks foreign and we can’t have that.
John McClane: Nice ties. Killed a bunch of terrorists holding a skyscraper and threw Alan Rickman through a window, which makes him a war hero. Not American by birth, but he at least he doesn’t look foreign so that’s ok.
Mr Hillary Rodham: Climbed Everest and bonked an ex-president. But then, who hasn’t?
As for parties- The Democrats support the republic, and the Republicans are democratic.
All nice chaps, I hope they all win.