Here are the lyrics…I laughed my butt off when I heard it. Other goodies on this guy’s site (www.envirojay.com) include “Unlucky Strike” and “Gangster Rhythm”.
A Taiwan Christmas Carol
It’s Christmas Time in Taiwan.
And all my family is far away.
There probably thinking and missing me
sitting around a real Christmas tree
Its Christmas time in Taiwan
and I don’t feel like I belong.
I’m teaching kids to sing merely.
But I have to bribe them with yummy candy.
I’d like to think that little Nikey.
Will benefit from my cultural diversity.
Its Christmas time in Taiwan.
and I want to know where the snow has gone.
Why do I see at 20 degrees,
kids wearing scarves when I’m still in T’s?
Its Christmas time in Taiwan.
and I want to know where my Turkey has gone.
STINKY TOFU does not seem to me,
a Christmas delight or delicacy.
Its Christmas time in Taiwan.
Xie Xie and Zaijen
everyone.
Here are the lyrics…I laughed my butt off when I heard it. Other goodies on this guy’s site (www.envirojay.com) include “Unlucky Strike” and “Gangster Rhythm”.
A Taiwan Christmas Carol
It’s Christmas Time in Taiwan.
And all my family is far away.
There probably thinking and missing me
sitting around a real Christmas tree
Its Christmas time in Taiwan
and I don’t feel like I belong.
I’m teaching kids to sing merely.
But I have to bribe them with yummy candy.
I’d like to think that little Nikey.
Will benefit from my cultural diversity.
Its Christmas time in Taiwan.
and I want to know where the snow has gone.
Why do I see at 20 degrees,
kids wearing scarves when I’m still in T’s?
Its Christmas time in Taiwan.
and I want to know where my Turkey has gone.
STINKY TOFU does not seem to me,
a Christmas delight or delicacy.
Its Christmas time in Taiwan.
Xie Xie and Zaijen
everyone.