Two words, baby.
COWBOY.
FUCKIN.
BANDAIDS!!!
Thanks, Santa…
Warm fuzzy slippers 
and a mushroom brush?
British foods, and all the ones I like (don’t know how she knew!).
And a DVD. 
Nothing.
Three new work assignments to be finished between noon and 5 pm today.
Would I get what?
2 x-rays of my C3 and C5 vertebrae (one standing,one sitting)
1 hour of intensive neck pulling and electric shock therapy in my muscles… I have to go back everyday for a week 
and some elephant strength painkillers
Merry Christmas!
I got a Sandman doll with replaceable saxophones. I looked up his kilt and all there was was a trademark, so it’s anatomically correct too.
A jar of…wait for it…Dijon Mustard! 
from my new boss
A box of soft center See’s chocolates from my grandparents
(nice surprise, but the postage was more than the chocolates!)
A back ache from a … ahem… shall we say “wonderful evening” last night 
And a great Christmas Eve hike in PingXi finished with a relaxing dinner at the Diner.
A new watch. It is beautiful. But I don’t really wear jewelry…
Guess I’ll have to start.
Nothing
A hangover
Had a pretty good haul this year…
The little one hooked up with an IPOD.
This old man got a pair of Italian motorcycling boots.
Spouse some gold.
Other goodies included a fantastic X-mas dinner with Wookie and his spouse, Sopranos Season 5 DVD set, some music and some good new reading material. All in all, a great day.
WOOHOO! Spoke too soon! A fine haul. 
I got to sleep in until I woke up naturally (no alarm clock). Very rare and very nice!
Message from my biggest wee sister that she’s bringing the kids over at Easter. Couldn’t ask for better.
[quote=“sandman”]Message from my biggest wee sister that she’s bringing the kids over at Easter. Couldn’t ask for better.[/quote]That’s great. My brother, my sister and her boyfriend, and my mum and stepfather have all been over here and they all had a great time. Must be even more exciting for kids.
I got a mug with a dog picture on it. It’s huge. Good for difficult mornings, I like a large cup of coffee.
Got a bottle of cologne which I will never use. 6 pairs of boxers, and a book.
My wife arranged a threesome for me. 
[quote=“Maoman”]My wife arranged a threesome for me.
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So…er I am no expert here, but do you screw the baby’s head on clockwise or anti-clockwise?
BroonAsks