Spanish Vlogger explains why Foreigners like ugly Taiwanese girls

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What metaphor? The Titanic was real.

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Titanic was a false flag operation!! Icebergs can’t melt steel beams!! Or something! Also, Jack and Rose were “crisis actors.” eats a bottle of red pillsimage

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You were the one who brought sizes up mister!

As a matter of principle, I reject 747s as the parking space barely fits a mini Cooper.

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Now I understand your complex relationship with Jesus. :sunglasses:

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I dunno, the smoothest ride I ever had was on an A380… :open_mouth:

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Medium to small size. Just right. Found most commonly.

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That’s what she said…but is it what she meant?

#tinysausage

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It’s the airline equivalent of the boy next door.

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As they say, 嘟嘟好.

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a sausage the size of a baby’s thumb → “嘟嘟好” → “OH GEEZ I WONDER WHY LOCAL GIRLS DATE FOREIGNERS”

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You guys don’t write for Apple Daily, do you?

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But 嘟嘟好 means “just right” in Taiwanese, so they must be on to something.

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That’s what the patriarchy is enforcing on Taiwanese women.
#resist
#metoo
#nomoretinysausages

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Wait…does this mean you have a tiny sausage too?

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:thinking:

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The interesting thing about Taiwanese sausages is that they taste sweet. Wait…did I just say that?

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U W0T M8

No, the #metoo refers to my support towards the liberation of women from the oppression of tiny sausages. I’m their ally (which by #metoo standards suggests I’m a rapist…uhm…I may need to rethink this whole thing)

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You mean he’s Judas?

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Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your furious backpedaling. :grin:

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