I’ve been reading some famous and infamous sports quotes on the BBC website. Some hilarious stuff there. Instead of you lot having to wade through the link, I’ll spoil you with some of the best ones. Please add more.
“If Bill Shankly was alive, he’d be turning in his grave.”
-Harry, a caller to the BBC’s 606 phone-in programme, after Liverpool’s FA cup defeat by Burnley.
“He must be amphibious.”
-Mark James at The Open, after Sergio Garcia threw a ball to a person in the crowd with his left hand.
“Some players have psychologists, some have sportologists - I smoke.”
-US Open winner Angel Cabrera.
“I swear on my mother’s life. My late mother’s life.”