Star Wars: The Boredom Menace in 3D. My review

Here is my review of Star Wars: Episode one in 3D. The only improvement is that it is in 3D. That is about the best thing I can say about it. The boring plot is still there. Jar Jar Binks has not been digitized out. He is not featured at all in the advertisements (Gee! I wonder why that is :unamused: .). Young Annakin still yells ‘Yipee!’ whenever anything goes his way.
Here is the only reason to go see this movie. George Lucas has said that if the recent, trilogy does not do well in 3D in theaters, he will NOT release the original trilogy in 3D in theaters. So, here is what I recommend people do; Buy tickets to the movie and then stay for the opening title and scroll. That looked really cool in 3D. After that you can go have dinner or do whatever else you have to do. That way you will see the only cool part of the movie in 3D and won’t waste your time with the rest of it and Lucas will be convinced to release the original, cool, trilogy in 3D :2cents: .

Yeah, a re-release of the original stuff, now that I’d pay money to see on the big screen. :sunglasses:

Yes. What would you rather see in Imax 3D, Jar Jar Binks sticking his tongue out at you, or the DEATH STAR BEING BLOWN UP? :popcorn: