Stop the presses!

This just in!

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Britney Spears is NOT A VIRGIN!!!
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:cry: :cry: :cry:

And it’s NOT my fault!

Here’s the depressing news we’ve all dreaded hearing for so long.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop princess Britney Spears has admitted that she had sex with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake despite once vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s … pears_dc_4

You wish it was? :wink:

[quote=“blueface666”]This just in!

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Britney Spears is Talentless!!!
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:cry: :cry: :cry:

And it’s NOT my fault!

Here’s the depressing news we’ve all dreaded hearing for so long.[/quote]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop princess Britney Spears has admitted that she had sex with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake despite once vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

TAIPEI (Vox Pop) - Queen of Trash, Britney Spears, has admitted that she is a talentless bimbo despite being the darling of the redneck community.

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So you don’t mind being called a redneck? :smiling_imp:

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So you don’t mind being called a redneck? :smiling_imp:[/quote]

I feel comfortable honoring my maleness, thank you! :laughing:

I knew IT!!! Look at her, how can she be a virgin?! :smiling_imp:
The next head line will be
** Pop princess Britney Spears has admitted that she had FAKE TWINS ** (ie. boobs)

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I don’t see how this can possibly be construed as sexism – isn’t Britney Spears an alien from another planet?
Spear Britney. You know you want to.

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I don’t see how this can possibly be construed as sexism – isn’t Britney Spears an alien from another planet?
Spear Britney. You know you want to.[/quote]

I’m unable to spear Britney. Am I impotent?

In other news, Canadians scientists believe Stonehenge is one big vagina!
oh my crazy canuck brethren!

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s … nehenge_dc

Any scientific study to back up this claim? :mrgreen: :wink:

Any scientific study to back up this claim? :mrgreen: :wink:[/quote]

Well, no scientific study to back this up, but it is through my observation and my six senses (I see dead people) :wink:

US pop singer Britney Spears has finally admitted losing her virginity - after years of speculation about her self-proclaimed chastity. …reports the NEWS.

QUESTION: why do women, even men, LOSE their virginity, as in a negative sense? Why don’t we as a society give the process a POSITIVE spin and say something like GAIN HIS MATURITY, GAINED HER MATURITY when she was 17… 21… etc???

Why this fixation on LOSING something? What did she lose?NOTHING. SHE GAINED THE WORLD…

Loser :laughing:

She GOT some.

[quote=“Kenny McCormick”]In other news, Canadians scientists believe Stonehenge is one big vagina!
oh my crazy canuck brethren!

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s … nehenge_dc[/quote]

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I feel comfortable honoring my maleness, thank you! :laughing:[/quote]

Is that what they’re calling it these days? Careful, you’ll go blind…

[quote=“Kenny McCormick”]In other news, Canadians scientists believe Stonehenge is one big vagina!
oh my crazy canuck brethren!

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s … nehenge_dc[/quote]

Now, they’re trying to figure out the link between Stonehenge and the Tower of London.

Here’s one…they’re both in England. Gosh, that was tough.

Next they’ll be telling us the Cerne Abbas Man* has a hidden phallic meaning.

  • Careful opening that link if there’s someone standing behind you, it is a bit rude