I was at my DVD store this weekend when I witnessed the strangest thing. There was a guy there, a foreigner. He was talking to the laoban and kept pointing to a DVD. The laoban didn’t seem interested in what the guy was saying, but the guy started getting really annoyed, kept pointing to the back of the DVD where there was a picture of a naked dead guy, and shouted:
“But you don’t understand! This actor is my BEST friend! Wode PengYou! He took me to the premiere and got me laid with one of the actresses!.. No, not the leading lady, one of the extras, but still… What do you mean that doesn’t count? WTF!? How many actresses have you banged lately, old man? Huh?!.. No, I’m not leaving until you give me a discount on this rental!!”
The laoban probably gave him a discount cos the guy finally left.
I walked up to the counter and said to the laoban: “Those waiguoren, eh? Psycho :loco:”
It might have been me (oh wait, you said handsome)! I rented the DVD the other day. Pretty good actually, mostly cos of our thechief being in it of course.
[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]It’s called “The Deadly Nipple Grip”, the Chief plays a Mexican wrestler/pederast who has fallen on hard
times.[/quote]
The scene where he had to open a chodofu stand to make ends meet was heartbreaking[/quote]
Yes, but when the Chief’s character has to sell his pet Lynx cat to the sausage vendor and the little street urchin sells his kidneys so that Chief’s character can get the hernia operation to get him back into the ring…that was Hallmark weepy
Anyone want to rip off a few thousand copies for me ? Then I can do my bit towards making sure that everyone involved makes less money and doesn’t work again. That’s how Forumosians help each other and make the world a better place, isn’t it ?
