Strange Product Names in Taiwan

Yes, yet another reason it can be tough to get work back home after working in places overseas called “Twinkle,” “Yellow Eggplant,” or “Pudding Burger.”

I forget the brand, but there’s a fairly famous stock product that some people seem to drink for health, that’s called, in English, “Chicken Liquid.” Even worse, a friend was trying to recommend it to me once and kept saying, “chicken lick it.”

Brands essence of chicken???

YES! That’s it! That’s what I’m thinking about, but someone also gave me an off brand called just “chicken liquid.”

I like my wife’s “Bonanza” moisture cream. And they say it has CUM in it. Ah no… KUM… sorry.

Hope she gets Hoss’ baby face in the end…

membraneous KUM…I wouldn’t be so sure…

Ups, I found a Taiwanese page showing what you should do with it.

:blush: :astonished:

My wife never does that though. She only takes a little bit on her finger…

Bob, how the fuck did you get a hold of my private wedding pictures! :fume:

Yeah, but I always wondered how you got that on this stick thingy. Takes a lot!

:eh:

Has anyone else noticed that the new tower they are building in Ximen is called TIT tower? I saw the billlboard outside the construction site and started cracking up.

Not just “Everybody’s” nuts – MY nuts!

And if you don’t really care how your hair looks:


(OK, this one is actually in Hong Kong…)