It it not a joke. I have my birth day coming and want to have my friends entertained. Hence the idea of having a FEMALE performer to shake her anal cavity a little.
I’ll do it for you. 3,000 bucks for twenty minutes, no strap ons but the real deal. OK?
Wait, you are a woman, right? A good looking young woman? I don’t do this for just anyone, ya know.
[quote=“urodacus”]I’ll do it for you. 3,000 bucks for twenty minutes, no strap ons but the real deal. OK?
Wait, you are a woman, right? A good looking young woman? I don’t do this for just anyone, ya know.[/quote]
I’m a corpulent white nerd of Slavonic descent who can appreciate a man’s beauty. I’ll pay you in Zimbabwe dollars, what you say handsome?
But now seriously! I need a female dancer for like half an hour on Sunday 18th of July sometime in the afternoon.
He charged me twice as much. And I had to supply the kangaroo.