Okay…as an accomplished thief and car jacker I’ll work on consignment.
What do you want me to steal for you?
I won’t except cash…more like trade or services. For example: I’ll steal a really big bicycle for Tash in exchange for a full body massage.
I’ll steal a Stairmaster for The Chief for his box of Havana cigars he keeps under the floorboards at home.
Go easy on the luxury items. For example I won’t steal a new Ducati Motorcycle for Sandman in exchange for a worn pair of bag pipes and a sheep’s scrotum.