Stupid stupid stupid things

Just now on MSN,

Tom: I got trapped in a carpark this morning.
Mother: Really. Did you get out?

[quote=“TomHill”]Just now on MSN,

Tom: I got stuck in a carpark this morning.
Mother: Really. Did you get out?[/quote]
You could have been typing on a laptop.
You want stupid? I got so caught up in the banal nonsense that is F.com that I forgot to go to the fecking bank. Bastards.

Stupid car park!

Stupid bank!

You think THEY’re stupid? Well, any minute now, I’ll tell you something REALLY stupid!

In which case I would have written: [color=red]I am [/color]trapped in a car park.

Stupid laptops!

[quote=“TomHill”][quote=“sandman”]
You could have been typing on a laptop.
[/quote]

In which case I would have written: [color=red]I am [/color]trapped in a car park.[/quote]
You just said stupid things in your title. A person can be a thing. Or a respondent to the original post. So I’m still right.

Stupid title!

the chieflette (showing her really really stupid 35-year-old uncle how to play a turnover-type card game) So you lay the whole deck out, face down, and when you turn one card over, you have to try and turn over a matching one…
really really stupid uncle Do I need to match just the number, or the number and suit??
the chieflette (stunned silence)

After you got trapped you are still being trapped. Like “Help, I got my foot stuck in this carpark, help me pull it out”

So, did you get out or not ?

Stupid feet!

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]After you got trapped you are still being trapped. Like “Help, I got my foot stuck in this carpark, help me pull it out”

So, did you get out or not ?[/quote]

OK, that’s stupid.

[quote=“the chief”][quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]After you got trapped you are still being trapped. Like “Help, I got my foot stuck in this carpark, help me pull it out”

So, did you get out or not ?[/quote]

OK, that’s stupid.[/quote]

Well, your CARDS are stupid!

Did you make-out with your car or just play ball in the park?

Dodoes/dodos are stupid (well, they were).

This is stupid:
The sub-evolutionals with whom I share an office, if someone isn’t at their desk, when the phone rings, one of the others will RUN as fast as he can to answer it, and when the caller asks for the guy whose desk it is, the guy will say “He/she’s not at his/her desk. Bye” and hang up.
That’s stupid.

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I got out of the car park. FYI a conversation had preceeded those utterances, during which I had divulged the information that I was presently at school.

Wow! What the feck is up with the first letters here??

I think you are supposed to pronounce the first letter louder

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So it’s official then. Mr. Hill’s mother is even stupider than me. Or these first letter thingys.
Ok, maybe not as stupid as the letters. They’re REALLY stupid.