Twice today I had subliminal adds pop up on forumosa.
How do you know?
I didn’t see any subliminal ads
Hmmm… must eat kitty… must eat kitty…
If you know they were there they can’t have been subliminal.
You notice how the powers that be have cunningly avoided saying whether or not there are subliminal ads on forumosa, and have instead allowed the discussion to degenerate into a questioning of the OP’s intelligence and English skills.
Hmmm, will have to adjust the programming to stop you thinking about things like that.
I get a craving for tou doufu after reading forumosa…
now I know whu 
Put that pipe down fox… slowly, slowly…
…and that’s why I keep having a craving to move to Lotus Hill…