Suggestions for places to get intimate

Take her hot-spring bathing, and do it in the tub, beside the tub, or in or on whatever other facilities the hot-spring bathroom provides (which very often includes a bed if you go a wee bit upmarket).

Take her river-tracing and do it on a mossy rock, under a waterfall, etc.

The first was my favourite during my first year or so in Taiwan, and the second my regular modus operandus for many years afterwards.

[quote=“Omniloquacious”]
Take her river-tracing and do it on a mossy rock, under a waterfall, etc.

That was my regular modus operandus for many years afterwards.[/quote]
And I have the video to prove it. That was YOU? I do hope those nasty spots on your arse have cleared up.

[quote=“sandman”][quote=“Omniloquacious”]
Take her river-tracing and do it on a mossy rock, under a waterfall, etc.

That was my regular modus operandus for many years afterwards.[/quote]
And I have the video to prove it. That was YOU? I do hope those nasty spots on your arse have cleared up.[/quote]

Tried that one beside a natural hot spring once - 2 young females made their entrance as we were doing up our clothing - if I had lasted 30 seconds longer, it would have been fun.

That’s what she said!
:wink:

When the going gets good, the good get going…the rest fizzle out after 30 seconds ?? :slight_smile:

Nope, not what I meant. 30 seconds after we had finished up a long noisy steaming rumble in the jungle, the branches separate and 2 young female hikers enter the scene.

They must have heard something, I guess.

What jungles are these??? Are they free of spiders, insects and CENTIPEDES??? I don’tthink I’d survive a centipede crawling on my skin…eeeks.

Hot springs aren’t a bad idea. I thought most of them were public though. They have private ones? Where and how much?

I’ve also wanted to do some river tracing anyway.

Those were gouge marks from her long fingernails.

Wherever there are tamed hot springs (as opposed to the undeveloped wild ones), there are rooms to be rented for private bathing. In my early days, I’d pay something like NT$50 an hour for a basic little wooden hut on Yangmingshan, where my companion and I could soak in a large pool and use the floor beside it for other purposes. For less basic places with whatever degree of comfort and ambience suits your preference, you can pay anything from a few hundred to a couple of thousand dollars an hour.

That would be a hot spring off baling on the north cross island highway.

There is wildlife all right.

Too many hikers.

[quote=“abhapa”]Hot springs aren’t a bad idea. I thought most of them were public though. They have private ones? Where and how much?

I’ve also wanted to do some river tracing anyway.[/quote]

The place we went to was wild.

Most hot spring options are private actually. The bigger pool places are all recent as in over the last 10 years.

Nope, not what I meant. 30 seconds after we had finished up a long noisy steaming rumble in the jungle, the branches separate and 2 young female hikers enter the scene.

They must have heard something, I guess.[/quote]

We know, we actually know what you meant. Haha, just pulling your leg.

Where I did the biz? Yangmingshan and Peitou (up the hills) has a few hotsprings places that i like thats got private rooms for only 200nt for the two of you. A big tub (big enough to get real comfy, you know what I mean) and take care of business. Drink some beers, etc.

MTV (the one on top of Luxy) is real good for that too. Make sure she wears a skirt (its a lot easier) and pay attention to the announcements of police raids (the doors cant be locked, but you can cover the porthole with a shirt or just turn off the lights and turn the sound of the movie UP). Make sure to rent something you have both seen before, so theres no distraction?

Love hotels (best).

Car (worst)

Stairwells (not that good)

[quote=“tommy525”]
Where I did the biz? Yangming Shan and Beitou (up the hills) has a few hotsprings places that I like thats got private rooms for only 200nt for the two of you. A big tub (big enough to get real comfy, you know what I mean) and take care of business. Drink some beers, etc.

MTV (the one on top of Luxy) is real good for that too. Make sure she wears a skirt (its a lot easier) and pay attention to the announcements of police raids (the doors cant be locked, but you can cover the porthole with a shirt or just turn off the lights and turn the sound of the movie UP). Make sure to rent something you have both seen before, so theres no distraction?

Love hotels (best).

Car (worst)

Stairwells (not that good)[/quote]

Will do!!!

In case you don’t know, a lot of local hotels offer a “rest” rate. Usually 2-3 hours for between nt$500-1000 depending on the place.

the alleys around 99
the parking garage below Room 18
the various Wego Hotels in the Taipei area

trouble with hotels is that they do the “I am not that kind of lady” routine at the mention of it. However you can make some excuse about just wanting a massage.

Any excuse as they need one any one but must have one. :ponder:

If not then the movie theater on Monday morning for some arty flick that is really boring. Why? Well cause you will be the only two in there. However word of caution get intimate out of the site of the projectionist. When I lived in Amsterdam all kinds of stuff went on in the cinema

I never thought finding a place to be intimate would be a question asked… :doh: OK…so about those “hotsprings” …i have no idea how often they disinfect them…but if u dont mind the millions of shags having taken place by god knows who…then by all means! That being said…i saw on the TVBS news cast about a guy getting a really bad bacterial infection on/in his pecker from boning his gf in the tub…same goes for those MTv’s/Ktv’s…better take some purex & baby wipes too!

My thoughts exactly, which is why I won’t go to a hotspring for any reason. You’re taking a bath with the thousands or millions of others who have come before you. :roflmao:

The OP has been registered on Forumosa since 2002 and hasn’t discovered the hourly-rate hotels?

[quote=“CraigTPE”]My thoughts exactly, which is why I won’t go to a hotspring for any reason. You’re taking a bath with the thousands or millions of others who have come before you. :roflmao:

The OP has been registered on Forumosa since 2002 and hasn’t discovered the hourly-rate hotels?[/quote]

Oh dear, so many crossed wires and misunderstandings!

1st, I’m not asking for advice on this! I gave my advice in response to the quoted request in another thread, and it was spun off into a new thread.

2nd, I’ve lived here for 24 years, and have never had any problem finding suitable places in which to get intimate.

3rd, the hotspring rooms have small bathtubs that you clean and fill with fresh water before taking a bath. I cannot imagine that anyone would use water that had already been used by someone else.

4th, doesn’t it occur to you that the bed in that hotel you recommend has probably been screwed on more times by more people than any hotspring tub has ever been screwed in.

5th, I did (in my dating days) very occasionally take a girl to a hotel when needed, but it was absolutely my last choice when nowhere better was available.

More, but I’ve got to run off to see to my daughter right now.

Please go to any of city hotels asking for 2 hours “shouxi”. Fair price and you could get shower or good bath b4 and after. awesome.

cheers,