Sure is a whole lot easier being a dude. We can be up and out of the house in two minutes flat !! Ladies can take hours !!
And that p*ssing while standing up is great!
…for those of us that do it that way…
Corrr! That’s like a porn film without the porn . . . erh . . .
HG
[quote=“tommy525”]Sure is a whole lot easier being a dude. We can be up and out of the house in two minutes flat !! Ladies can take hours !!
youtube.com/watch?v=OB8nfJCOIeE[/quote]
And don’t even get started on the periods, though I’m not sure if those are worse for her or me.
[quote=“Mother Theresa”][quote=“tommy525”]Sure is a whole lot easier being a dude. We can be up and out of the house in two minutes flat !! Ladies can take hours !!
youtube.com/watch?v=OB8nfJCOIeE[/quote]
And don’t even get started on the periods, though I’m not sure if those are worse for her or me.[/quote]
Unfortunately I can’t find a clip of it, but Ben Elton had a very funny stand-up comedy routine “if men had periods”.
The Dude Is As The Dude Does:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Lebowski