I think this could be leveraged into a tourist feature of Taipei. Some sort of Escape from the Crystal Maze type game with hidden easter eggs.
Either that or build a half-size replica next to the main station so we can practice extractions.
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People who get lost in Taipei Main Station are just incredibly lazy and should go back to their home country. They should not be living in Taiwan with itâs amazing Main Station culture, frankly they do not deserve to be here.
Those who are truly dedicated to Taipei Main Station know that it is really easy to learn how to get around the station. All you have to do is live near it for 5-10 years, and study in the Taipei Main Station Intensive Navigation Course at Taiwan National Normal Universityâs Station Navigation Training Center for the first few years. Some people claim they canât do that because it costs NT$35,000/month and takes six hours a day, but they are just the typical ignorant people you meet here all the time.
People are just lazy, it is so easy to get around that station if you just put it in a tiny bit of effort. The fact that some people live in Taiwan for ten or twenty years without bothering to intensively study Taipei Main Station Navigation just absolutely disgusts me.
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Theyâve been trying. For years. Alas, theyâre still stuck in Taipei Main Station.
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Has anyone downloaded this new âAPPâ? Does it work?
(Just look up âTaipei Main Station Navigatorâ in the App Store.)
I think China must have built a 1:1 scale version somewhere in XinjiangâŚ
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I remember one time back in 2013 I went down into the bowels of the station to find some toy yellow ducks for my kids and didnât emerge until 2017.
To make matters worse everybody laughed at me with the yellow ducks , didnât I know horses were it now.
Who the hell would want yellow ducks ?
True story.
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Shh! Donât leak state secrets! 
That could turn the tide of the warâŚ
Wonder how much money, from who, to who, was passed in a brown paper bag for this brilliant accomplishment?
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The maps are still wrong. Taipei always likes to put the direction youâre facing at the top and not north of the top
These two are both facing the same direction and different. Where did the money go!
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Except not always, apparently. I always assumed it was completely random.
after these elections i canât be surprised anymore when i see backwards shit. taiwan still has a way to go.
I knew it wasnât just me when a couple of obasans asked me how to make sense of one arrow pointing towards the ceiling and one towards a wall.