Taiwanese people think German products are the best quality.
There’s another Taiwanese oven brand called Kaiser.
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If you plugged Kaiser and Hitler into the same outlet, you could probably take over the neighbors
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For a thousand years. 
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BARF actually is a widely used acronym for “Biologically Appropriate Raw Food”, a dog diet, so I’m pretty sure it’s not a Taiwan specific failure 
Raw feeding - Wikipedia
My favorite “Spunk tours” was already mentioned, if anyone needs some merchandise I took them and could provide a passport cover etc. Bonus: Their website is https://www.4p.com.tw . For the less experienced among us, 4P is an porn/sex abbreviation for “4 people”, or in other words: group sex…
The below one is my 2nd favorite. Surely they could have come up with a slightly better abbreviation… they even already marked all necessary letters in RED 
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The energy drink, Come Best (康貝特）
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A sign of prosperity in Chinese culture!
Failure or genius?
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Give or take 988.
Uranus hiking stores.
I know it’s juvenile but it’s been cracking me up for years . LMAO.
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And x48, apparently. So not only the best but the most as well.
I have their VIP card. I hate getting messages/emails from them…In spite of discount, just for the name.
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Not a “shittily” pun but just a couple weird or outright wrong attempts at anglicizations that irritate me:
Maybe it’s just copyright evasion?
I always read this as “itchy sheng.” And it’s not even close!
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Years ago there was a DDT TEA SHOP near sogo in Pingtung city. Have pictures somewhere. Was old and shitty looking. Maybe it was meant as a pesticide shop and their marketing was just to put it in cups.
Her name was Chirle and liked the color brown!