The problem I have with Taiwan is that it is ugly. I seldom hear people say it outright because it sounds nasty, but it’s true. You could say that Taiwan is bustling, exciting and exotic – but not beautiful. To do so would be as ridiculous as calling the ‘Elephant Man’ beautiful when clearly he was not. I am not suggesting that Taiwan lacks any beauty. Obviously there are areas of beauty, even breathtakingly so, but they are exceptions, the way the Joseph Merrick’s soft lily-white hand was an exception to the rest of his body.
Six years have passed since I first came to Taiwan and I am as appalled as ever by the squalor on the island. It is simply incredible how little people care about quality living conditions. I stay in one of the wealthiest districts of Taipei only to take advantage of such basic amenities as sidewalks and parks, and to have the occasional clean or well-designed building to lay my eyes on. I pay a lot for the privilege though, as much as I would to live decently in Tokyo, Paris or London.
The tiniest of apartments around me go for a small fortune. The rent is astronomical. You would expect people who own a home, particularly one so well positioned, to take care of them… but they don’t. With the exception of a few nice new buildings (that won’t stay that way for long anyway) most places are as much a dirty haphazard jumble of cheap bricks and corrugated iron as they are throughout the rest of the country. Why not just paint the walls? Why not tend to a little garden? Why all the junk? Why live in a slum? I want to ask my neighbours these questions because I honestly cannot fathom why they, or anyone would choose to live in such an impoverished way. They’re not poor people after all. What is it that keeps them from turning their attention to the finer things in live like art and beauty?
What makes the matter all the more confounding is that the Taiwanese are perfectly capable of creating things and places of beauty. The whole area around the Taipei 101 building is first class for instance. It is clean, ordered and pretty. It is so unlike the rest of Taiwan. It looks and feels like another country. You can tell the Taiwanese are proud of this area. It features on almost every promotional video of Taiwan, it is the backdrop to the TV news desk, it is the chosen location for countless adverts and
TV programs… If the Taiwanese were really that adverse to beauty and order they wouldn’t make such a big fuss about that area. The fact that they do reveals an aesthetic sensibility after all.
If there is somewhere remotely pleasant to be found on the island, the Taiwanese will flock there en masse. A simple promenade along the river in Bali, Taipei attracts so many people over the weekend you would swear they are there on a pilgrimage. A quaint little house in Yuanshan that once belonged to a rich tea merchant is pretty much a national treasure. Hundreds, and I mean hundreds of tour buses go up to Yangmingshan Park every weekend. The interesting rock formations Yehliu probably attract more visitors on a single day than the Taj Mahal. None of these places are that amazing really, but for the Taiwanese they are as good as it gets. It is sad how easily they are appeased. If they are so staved for beauty, why not create some of it at home. Shops and restaurants in Taiwan have gorgeous interiors, so why not homes? Whatever happened to ‘feng shui’? Is it for business only?
Deep down I think people here are ashamed of the way they live. Television adverts and programmes always take place in the kind of homes that look like shop interiors in areas like that around Taipei 101. The only time you see the ‘real Taiwan’ depicted on TV is on the news. In fact, if it were not for the language used on TV shows and adverts I would not be able to tell it was shot in Taiwan at all. It looks far too neat to be Taiwan. Even the way people dress and speak on television programs are mis-representative. One show for example is about Taiwanese mobsters, which shows them suavely dressed with gelled back hair, smooth manners and smooth tongues - almost James Bond-like. Now, whereas they might make passable yakuza, anyone in Taiwan knows that the gangsters here are nothing like that. A Taiwanese gangster wears plastic flip-flops, no suit, chews betel nut and usually speaks Taiwanese, which is loud and coarse no matter who is speaking it. The image they cut is crude and dangerous, not smooth and sophisticated. How can people watch something so off centre?
Similarly, even though Taiwanese homes are characterised by whitewashed walls, neon lights and cheap furniture, I have yet to see a Taiwanese home on TV that does not look like something out an IKEA catalogue, complete with matching carpets and curtains, a Picasso print on the wall and even an unnecessary fireplace with faux logs burning. It is totally ridiculous. Any show or advert on Taiwanese television seems to have been shot in a dollhouse. It seems that the producers are firmly united in steering well clear of the crumbing, soot-covered cluttered buildings that make up the majority of Taiwanese dwellings.
Don’t the Taiwanese don’t feel insulted by such an assiduous aversion to showing anything but a make believe or highly limited view of their lifestyle on TV? Does it not give an indication of what life could be like? Does it not prompt them spruce up their homes a bit and keep them tidy? It’s not that difficult for goodness sake. It doesn’t require a political revolution or something dramatic. It just requires a bit of self-pride. A man’s home is supposed to be his castle…I find it hard to respect a nation of people who have the means to live well but chose not to. It is like a group of people who don’t eat apples, even though they know how wonderful they taste and have the money to buy as many as they like. Instead they pretend to do so in adverts and on TV and flock to any place that has a few dangling from a tree. It is just ridiculous.