A few blades of truism to cling to…not all quotes my own
There are two times you will really never understand them…before and after marriage.
In the end you don’t pick them…they pick you
Girls HURT …your heart , your wallet , your health mentally and physically and you don’t get a lot to show for it sometimes.
They are what you come home to just so you can sneak out with your buds.
They are sorta like being under the control of your mom but you can do the nasty with em.
Better to rent them rather than buy them…unless you want kids to fulfill your life.
We always want to have one until we do then we want some alone …or rather me time.
They are God’s gift to man…but the instructions that came with them didn’t make it.
Can’t live without them, can’t live with them
You are here because your dad had the same hard on for your mom, rightly or wrongly.
They are your boss at home to come home to after you escaped your boss at work
You can’t remember much of your life before her
Because you had way too much going on.