WTF is so hard about wearing a beret? I see “security guards” standing outside of department stores all dressed up in para-military gear like they’re part of a South American coup d’etat but they look like idiots! They stick their berets on and pull them down so they look like they’re wearing socks on their heads. And they think they look cool? Menacing? Professional?
I swear…everytime I see’em I think “Morons!”