[quote=“Chewycorns”]I was at a party at a friend’s house once and after consuming too much gin and feeling intestinal cramps, I decided to take a dump pronto. However, after the deed was done, there was no toilet paper or any other paper products or shower or bath in the bathroom. I was faced with the choice of not wiping, going outside and asking for asswipe at a crowded party, or improvising. I chose the latter.
I used their embroidered hand towels and threw them out the window.
My friend’s mother complained the next day as she found them while she was gardening outside. She was sure it was one of her younger son’s hockey mates. I hide to bite my lip trying to keep a straight face.[/quote]
reminds me of a similar situation when last year in Thailand. While on one of theose ‘VIP’ buses, some backpacker got a serious case of the shits and the only thing he could think of to take to the john on the bus was the white fabric headrest cover of HIS seat. The toilet got blocked and the driver/assistant dude found the cause, stopped the bus, searched for the seat with the missing headrest cover and all hell broke loose there for a few minutes.