Taiwanese limericks unleashed

Here is one to get started

There was a man from DongHu
He didn


Be careful out there in the tropics
You really don

The point is these things oughta rhyme
Which you seem to get right most the time
But try if you can
To get yours to scan
Otherwise, they’re just a jumble of words without any punch to them…

Nevertheless, I remain your biggest fan.