# Taiwanese Penis-Worship Sect **URL:** \ **Category:** Religion & Spirituality\ **Created:** [January 11, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532 "2008-01-11T05:25:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Screaming\_Jesus](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@Screaming\_Jesus](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Screaming_Jesus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/1 "2008-01-11T05:25:12Z")
Anybody heard of this? It’s mentioned on p. 89 of the book “Stupid Sex,” which I read without buying in the Lai-Lai Bookstore near Tai Da. No identifying details were given, but apparently the founder teaches that we ought to focus our consciousness on our penes as a spiritual practice. (It occurs to me that some of us already practice this religion without knowing it.) Oh yeah, and a woman’s penis is her breasts. I figure every religion has to have a few absolutely bizarre teachings, or otherwise people would just believe in whatever they thought was logical or probable, and then where would the religion’s authority be? ---
**Author:** ![Stray\_Dog](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Stray\_Dog](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Stray_Dog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:30am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/2 "2008-01-11T05:30:24Z")
Actually - and it’s a little embarrassing to divulge this - but it’s my penis they worship. My fault. Shouldn’t have gone to that public hot spring. Anyway, it’s all very flattering and such, but I’d rather we just let the commotion die down. Thanks for your understanding. ---
**Author:** ![Chewycorns](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@Chewycorns](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Chewycorns)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/3 "2008-01-11T05:42:35Z")
[quote=“Screaming Jesus”]Oh yeah, and a woman’s penis is her breasts. [/quote] So in this religion, it would be pretty easy to cross swords. ---
**Author:** ![Omniloquacious](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/258eb7/32.png) [@Omniloquacious](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Omniloquacious)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/4 "2008-01-11T06:06:31Z")
I think I’ve met a few of its members. ---
**Author:** ![Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Huang_Guang_Chen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 6:12am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/5 "2008-01-11T06:12:50Z")
They’re the guys that pull trucks with their willies, right? HG Edit: Here they are: ![](http://flux64.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/ironcrotch.jpg) [quote]Iron Penis Not for Men Only! by Gene Ching Last year in late October, an unbelievable qigong stunt caught the world’s attention. Three men dragged a truck loaded with 100 passengers a meter across a Taipei parking lot. While towing a meter isn’t very far (even with a 10-ton load) the size didn’t matter as much as the method. They pulled it with their penises. That’s right - read that again if you must - three men hauled 10 tons of truck and passengers by roping their penises to the truck fender and pulling backwards. These men practice the most forbidden qigong kungfu of all - they train their genitals. The three men were students of a renowned Taiwan master named Tu Jin-Sheng. Master Tu has staged several similar stunts and is quite famous for doing so. A year earlier, his 70-year-old student Huang Tian-Yu made the news by putting his manhood on the line. He lifted 150 kilograms (330 lbs.) using only his penis. Squatting in horse stance upon two raised pedestals, Huang wore a kilt-like skirt to cover his private parts while a massive stack of weights dangled beneath him. His septuagenarian face glowed with genuine elation instead of the grimacing wince that appears on most men at the mere suggestion of such a bizarre act. [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![Dragonbones](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dragonbones/32/1125_2.png) [@Dragonbones](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dragonbones)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/6 "2008-01-11T06:25:59Z")
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]They’re the guys that pull trucks with their willies, right? HG Edit: Here they are: ![](http://flux64.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/ironcrotch.jpg)[/quote] Ouch! Looks like they’ve stretched themselves pretty thin there. ---
**Author:** ![Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Huang_Guang_Chen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/7 "2008-01-11T06:30:28Z")
Check the BBC vid at the link. 😆 [http://flux64.wordpress.com/2006/11/16/iron-penis-qigong-training/](http://flux64.wordpress.com/2006/11/16/iron-penis-qigong-training/) HG ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_McCoy](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_mccoy/32/175310_2.png) [@Dr\_McCoy](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_McCoy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/8 "2008-01-11T08:17:29Z")
I think it’s the kind of thing where you rub it and then you get your wish. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Fluffy\_Matthew](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Big\_Fluffy\_Matthew](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Big_Fluffy_Matthew)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwanese-penis-worship-sect/42532/9 "2008-01-11T08:25:56Z")
[quote=“Stray Dog”]Actually - and it’s a little embarrassing to divulge this - but it’s my penis they worship. My fault. Shouldn’t have gone to that public hot spring. Anyway, it’s all very flattering and such, but I’d rather we just let the commotion die down. Thanks for your understanding. [/quote]This is true, he showed everyone his box at the happy hour. He says it’s even bigger than Chen Shui Bian’s box. Quite how he knows this he didn’t say. Taffy even signed his box.