Taiwanese pet peeves about foreign countries

That new-fangled plastic Oz money! At least the lady in the offy was kind enough to warn me not to put my change in my back pocket cos I would surely lose it!

I brought a heap back from my last trip back home, the Taiwanese loved it, then flogged it, theaving pricks.

There’s no good food
Everything closes too early
People don’t shower before going to bed
People wear their shoes inside, getting dirt on the carpet
It costs so much to eat out
Impossible to find decent nut
Not enough taxis

(Just guesses)

Brian

KFC doesn’t have scones [brit] biscuits [am] - footnote, this could be just an Aussie thing.