Today, during lunch, gf and I decided to have a nice quiet lunch in a park near our school. We started eating on these picnic tables near a gazebo (those little enclosures where ppl play majhong etc)
This guy came walking across the grass with a baseball cap and shades. He spotted us, and walked to the gazebo. I pointed him out to my gf because his pants were pulled up SO high, it was under his nipples, and you could see his private parts very clearly. (ok, so I see this daily, but this guy just looked funny all over!)
He sat at a table and looked at us. We joked that he must be park FBI and he will watch us to see if we litter or not. The next moment he starts wanking! Right there! Looking at us, only 10 m away! I started searching my bag for a camera, would have loved to get that on video…secretly. Unfortunately I left my camera in my classroom. Gf motioned to him that we will photograph him, which made him jump up, shake his hands to say no, and walked away. I took out my little cellphone (those mini panasonic Jay ones) that doesn’t even have games on, nevermind a camera, and pretended to film him.
I wish there was more I could have done. With no evidence the cops would just laugh at us…I can’t imagine the scene trying to explain this to them. And the guy ran like mad…so he was gone. It is really buggin me because it happened right next to a school…this guy must go there often.
Sat on a bench one fine evening near the Love River in kaohsiung. Some young man walked toward me and stopped about 20 feet away. He proceeded to touch his privates, and he was waving me to come toward him. His way of trying to pick me up, I think… Weirdo… I flipped out and started walking toward him while asking “WTF do you want?” It freaked me right out, and my first reaction was to attack, or at least intimidate. It worked. I ran after him for a bit. He got on a scooter and drove away. Weirdo… :s
Ha Ha. So to paraphrase, Not a weirdo, just a homo. You are so bad![/quote] A straight guy sitting alone on a bench at night in Kaohsiung’s FAMOUS cruising zone – now that’s weird! Did you hear the one about the virgin at the rodeo?
Magnolia wrote [quote]A straight guy sitting alone on a bench at night in Kaohsiung’s FAMOUS cruising zone – now that’s weird! Did you hear the one about the virgin at the rodeo? [/quote]
Come on, he was just enjoying a break while taking his poodles for a walk.
Namahottie wrote [quote]Never said anything about “just a homo”. Let’s not start insinuating things.[/quote]
Sorry, my mistake. I just thought “men pursuing other men in the park at night for freaky deaky sex” sounded a bit non-hetro.
Ha Ha. So to paraphrase, Not a weirdo, just a homo. You are so bad![/quote] A straight guy sitting alone on a bench at night in Kaohsiung’s FAMOUS cruising zone – now that’s weird! Did you hear the one about the virgin at the rodeo? [/quote]
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Actually, I was told the same from someone else. I guess it’s not such a weird thing in the parks next to the Love River. Besides I must admit… It’s got to be hard to resist… I’m such a dish!
about 7 years ago now, my friend and I, both blond and thin at the time, were having lunch in McDonalds when we noticed a young man sitting about 4.5 feet away from us looking at us and wanking away though this trouser pockets! That was very creepy. Eventually, I just decided to take it as a compliment.
Ha Ha. So to paraphrase, Not a weirdo, just a homo. You are so bad![/quote]
Never said anything about “just a homo”. Let’s not start insinuating things. [/quote]
Always remember that Namahottie will see racism or sexism in most situations… anywhere, anytime. Basically she can say what she wants, utter shite like, “It’s quite common for men to pursue other men in the park at night for freaky deaky sex.” but don’t you dare reply because then you are “insinuating things”.
guys cruising could get another kind of signal…not something so indecent. Just do a thumbs-up or whatever…These are not the norm though, but it does happen.
Mr Wanky caught on my camera phone. He’s the one in the white shorts, by the way. I took the photo near the end of my wait at the lights. Was too shocked and amused for the first 50 seconds!
Was walking along the Love River in Kaohsiung one night, and I saw a nice looking man sitting on a bench. He looked a little down on his luck, so I reached into my pocket to give him some change. I motioned for him to come over so I could give him the money, and he flipped out and started walking towards me, asking “WTF do you want?”. He looked kind of freaked out, and I thought he was going to attack me. I was pretty intimidated, so I got on my scooter and drove away.
[quote=“Chaon”]Was walking along the Love River in Kaohsiung one night, and I saw a nice looking man sitting on a bench. He looked a little down on his luck, so I reached into my pocket to give him some change. I motioned for him to come over so I could give him the money, and he flipped out and started walking towards me, asking “WTF do you want?”. He looked kind of freaked out, and I thought he was going to attack me. I was pretty intimidated, so I got on my scooter and drove away.[/quote]Nice try, weirdo! You were wearing tights, and tights have no pockets! Small world anyhow…
Exhibitionism seems to be a bit of a National Passtime in the ROC. Flashing seems quite common, frottering a regular occurance on buses and the MRT, and - yeah - everyone seems to have a story of coming across some poor nutcase having a toss in public.
I have two from my years teaching on Buxhi-ban Street, in Taipei (Nan Yang Jie)…
At the end of evening classes, around 9:45 PM, or so, the bus stops on Gong Yuan Rd. get incredibly crowded. It’s often so crowded that you have to wait to get on your bus. One evening, right at this time, with dozens of people milling about waiting on their buses, this clearly insanse fellow drops his pants and proceeds to start wanking - and continued to do so until he completed his business (eveidently), and walked off. Meanwhile all the over-worked, way tired citizenry, waiting for their buses, just ignorned the guy. They gave him some space, for sure - but they just carried on with their cell phone calls, their chats, or their spacing out, as if nothing odd was happening at all.
A couple of years later we had a weird serial wanker experience. It was summer, and the schools on Nan Yang street were full of kids driven into summer classes by their exacting parents. I was teaching at ELSI at the time, and our school was full of socially awkward teenagers who were taking “adult” summer intensive English courses with us. A short way across an alley from the side of our building their was a Tao-fang (roof top apartment) which I actually once considered renting. That summer it was rented to a guy who, every day at 2:00, would open his window and pull up the shade just high enough to reveal his torso, and proceed to jack off for the benefit of several dozen students across the way. This went on for days. The teachers complained to the Office Manager, the Office Manager contacted the police, who said - he was technically doing nothing wrong, as he was in the privacy of his own home - and that in a sense, we were at fault for noticing. In the end, the problem was solved by ridiculing him with insults about the size of his manhood, and mocking laughter. He moved away in shame, I suppose.
You are so bad![/quote]
