We’ll have to get the Western split-tails to do it first.
Perhaps the trend will catch on.
Here’s a little anecdote why I hope it would:
As newly weds not more than three years Sundays ago, the wife and I went up to a beach north of Danshui. Our umbrella, close to the shoreline, obscured my wife from the view of anyone who sat behind us.
It was only when I came back from a dip, did I see their nubility.
Their? They were: four absolutely, incredibly, gorgeous girls. Tanned, long in the leg, sleek in the upper arm and raven eyed. Beaded was their skin with salty water cooling their heaving chests.
Needless to say, I ogled, and ogled, until they knew that ogle did I.
Mind did they not.
Not long and they were asking me to take pictures. Alas, that’s all I could do.
As the wife caught ear of me almost cavorting with these four young vixen.
Knowing them for just that little time makes me think that, as they were a wildish bunch, I’m sure given half a chance and given that they were of talent enough to attempt such a stunt, they’d have undonned their bikini tops, should there have been others too unclothed.
Certainly, such a happenstance would weaken my husbandly resolve.
And that is why Omni you should be censored for the evil you bring. Shame on you for even thinking such putrid thoughts. Bring back the bather.