Some more Hitchcock (including ones he didn’t direct):
The Toilet Paper of Youth
The Mystery Toilet Paper
The Princess of Toilet Paper
Dangerous Toilet Paper
The Bonnie Toilet Paper Bush
Toilet Paper’s Boomerang
The Man from Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Your Children
Always Toilet Paper Your Wife
The Passionate Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Garden
The Lodger: The Story of the London Toilet Paper
The Farmer’s Toilet Paper
Blacktoiletpaper
A Toilet Paper Affair
The Toilet Paper Game
Toilet Paper from Vienna
The 39 Toilet Papers
Secret Toilet Paper
Jamaica Toilet Paper
Foreign Toilet Paper
Shadow of a Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Generation
The Wrong Toilet Paper