For Talking Heads fans: Stop Making Toilet Paper
For Beatles fans: A Hard Day’s Toilet Paper
For Michelangelo fans: The Agony and the Toilet Paper
For Shakespeare fans: The Comedy of Toilet Paper The Taming of the Toilet Paper Love’s Labour’s Toilet Paper A Midsummer Night’s Toilet Paper The Merchant of Toilet Paper Much Ado About Toilet Paper As You Like Toilet Paper Toilet Paper Night The Merry Wives of Toilet Paper All’s Well That Ends Toilet Paper Measure for Toilet Paper The Two Toilet Paper Kinsmen The Two Gentlemen of Toilet Paper Toilet Paper Andronicus Romeo & Toilet Paper Toilet Paper & Cleopatra Toilet Paper II through to Toilet Paper VIII (skipping TP VII of course)
The Toilet Paper Short
The Last Toilet Paper
Knights of the Round Toilet Paper
The Day the Toilet Paper Stood Still
Saving Private Toilet Paper
O Toilet Paper, Where Art Thou?
Toilet Paper Fear
The Longest Toilet Paper
Let Him Have Toilet Paper
The Taking of Toilet Paper One Two Three
Back to the Toilet Paper
Lock, Stock, and Two Toilet Paper Barrels
Toilet Paper Millionaire
Catch Toilet Paper if You Can
The Toilet Paper Supremacy
Wet Hot American Toilet Paper
Lord of Toilet Paper
Stranger than Toilet Paper
The Last King of Toilet Paper
Dances with Toilet Paper
Beverly Hills Toilet Paper
We Own the Toilet Paper
Empire of the Toilet Paper
Throne of Toilet Paper
Angels with Dirty Toilet Paper
Dirty Rotten Toilet Paper
Kind Hearts and Toilet Paper
No Toilet Paper for Old Men
The Toilet Paper King
There Will Be Toilet Paper
Full Metal Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper of the Dead
Raiders of the Lost Toilet Paper
Dr. Toilet Paper From Russia With Toilet Paper You Only Toilet Paper Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Toilet Paper Diamonds Are Toilet Paper (ouch!) Live & Let Toilet Paper The Man With the Golden Toilet Paper The Spy Who Loved Toilet Paper For Your Toilet Paper Only A View to a Toilet Paper Licence to Toilet Paper Toilet Paper Never Dies The Toilet Paper Is Not Enough Toilet Paper Another Day Toilet Paper Royale No Time to Toilet Paper (coming soon?)
And of course…
Never Say Toilet Paper Again!
(Just kidding. We still have a million other films to rename, so…)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Toilet Paper
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Toilet Paper
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Toilet Paper
Harry Potter and the Order of Toilet Paper