Tattoo remorse fuels boom for dermatologists

Tattoo remorse fuels boom for dermatologists

I have nothing against tattoos. My Father had a lot of them. I don’t think I have any.

I remember about 10 years ago when I was working in a factory on my summer holiday from university. There was a guy there who was a huge fan of Everton football club and he’d given himself a homemade tattoo. He ran into the smoking room barechested to proudly show us his tattoo.
He had wanted the tattoo to say “I’m an Evertonian” but instead, being a complete simpleton he had written “I’m an Everton onion”.

Bell end.

An Everton fan who knew how to spell “an?” That’s pretty damned impressive!

I’ve got nothing against tattoos. I just laugh at the idiots who get dumb tattoos. Like the Chinese/Kanji characters that are written wrong, or tattoos with meanings that wouldn’t last a year… or two.

That’s why you should get tats with time-tested appeal, whose meaning will endure “for the ages.”

I have Hello Kitty on my left cheek, Dear Daniel on my right, and when I clench I can make them kiss.

[quote=“Screaming Jesus”]That’s why you should get tats with time-tested appeal, whose meaning will endure “for the ages.”

I have Hello Kitty on my left cheek, Dear Daniel on my right, and when I clench I can make them kiss.[/quote]Interesting. Mine is kind of the opposite. It’s in the same place, but it’s of Moses parting the Red Sea.