Teaching Interview. What to take

Let’s imagine for a moment that I am having one long brain f@rt, and I can’t for the life of me think of what I should take to a teaching interview. Please fill in the blanks…

Tom, you doughnut, you MUST take…

Lomotil and ritalin…

cv or resume and SKITTLES
thats about it?

sticky ball and dice. They want you to do a demo, right?

Yer brain. Don’t ferget yer brain.