A welcome change for the 4th time this year from the grey skies of England. Ten days in Taiwan was a real tonic for the flagging spirit and libido. It was almost too much. I had my face flicked by a long pony tail and heard her say something like “today you look hot”, followed by yelps of delight and embarrassment when I responded with 來來來. She did two days later. What an eye-roller. And how many times can one ignore 我有魔力的手和手指 or something like that. Took me some time to work that one out with the help of a friend, but I got there just before I left, and she wasn’t lying. I passed on the two 20 year olds who introduced themselves to me in a book shop and asked me to help them with their English. I felt shagged out, but it could have been the jet lag. Even the earth moved for me on the morning of 9 November. Fuck, I don’t know how you guys who are resident there cope. Nevermind. I will be back in January to help you all out.
dam you ! You make me miss the wan . flocker ! 
Your welcome, tommy 525. hehe
Not so sure about the new monika someone has just given me.
Translation of the above: I’m ugly and have the social skills of a bed-wetting teen with aspergers. Thank god no one seems to notice here. 
jalouse toi ?
I say more power to ya. Glad you had fun. Sex is a healthy thing, nothing wrong at all.
I know tommy is eating his little heart out right now.
So what’s the going rate for a handjob these days?
and this is how the diseases are spread…like that poor bastard on the other thread that is looking for a genital warts doctor. Maybe Taiwan will be the next Thailand.
99% of the people who read hipster’s last post will head straight over to the ‘Where Can I Find?’ and ‘Health & Fitness’ forums. Fact.
+1
In my case I am happy to say that it was an inexpensive early evening meal and a walk around nearby Sogo. Conversation, mainly in English, continued in a coffee shop. I saw her several times. She was shy and appeared doubly so when she realized that I had understood some of what she had said in Chinese. She liked to talk and took a shine to me, perhaps as I had no problem understanding her English. I did not meet her in a bar and I have not had to consult a doctor.
I have read the other thread referred to above with some disappointment. I thought that we might learn of a special kind of tease, temptation and tryst that made the risk of warty bollux look worthwhile. Mind you, I have heard that some people develop warty bollux through no fault of their own.
economy ah is a weirdo. this thread should either be deleted or moved to the ‘European Douche Bags Only’ forum.
Oh f*ck! I was still reading and wondering if this thread was actually supposed to be in Fun & Games and whether the OP was serious or what when I came across the gem highlighted above. Laughed out loud all by myself in my study. 