You have exactly two and a half hours. Read the paper carefully before writing anything. Answer three of the following questions.
Expand, contract and explode one of the following:
a) the contents of Judas’ Iscariot’s pockets;
b) the Sanhedrin of Jesus’ day;
c) your diaphragm.
Who did what, to whom, and in what year? Explain your answer.
Discuss, in no more than 2000 words, nothing in particular, with reference to anything you like.
Would you say that Cleopatra was directly responsible for the corporeal decline of Herod the Great? If not, what would you say?
Describe, in excessive detail, the woman at the well. What were her pneumatological implications? Could you suggest a suitable remedy?
Briefly solve the synoptic problem (3-4 lines max). Explain why the problem still baffles scholars today, and suggest what should be done to them.
Examine and evaluate Schwinkelmeier’s exposition and assessment of Pfundhoffer’s representation and appraisal of Kasselheimer. Critique your answer.
Use this sheet to fashion a lifesize replica of the inner sanctuary of the Jerusalem temple. You may ask for more paper if necessary. Crayons are allowed.
Evaluate the contribution of Paul to the early church. Do not make too much effort to relate your answer to the actual question. In fact, do not feel obliged to expend any energy on answering this question at all. On second thoughts, ignore the question altogether, and throw this sheet into the wastepaper basket, if you like. (This does not apply if you answered question 8.)
John the Baptist was beheaded with the Axe of the Apostles. Refute.
NB. Do not attempt to write on both sides of the sheet of paper at once.[/quote]
None, They don’t go well with the bread and they didn’t have ketchup then. That was only taken from the Chinese later on. (Betcha a few here didn’t know ketchup was originally Asian!!)
Fortigurn, with your permission, I’d like to post a few multiple choice questions (the kind D-bones likes) that people can attempt to answer. No peeking.
What form did the Holy Spirit appear as when Jesus was baptized?
A. lion
B. eagle
C. dove
D. griffin
Who was the prophetess who lived in the temple as a widow for 84 years before she recognized Jesus as the messiah?
A. Sara
B. Anna
C. Rachel
D. Divea
Who saw the vision recorded in Revelation?
A. John
B. Paul
C. George
D. Ringo
How many separate cases are there of Jesus healing blind people? (not total blind people healed)
A. 1 or 2
B. 3 or 4
C. 5 or 6
D. 7 or 8
As Jesus passed through Gennesaret, all those who touch his _______ were healed.
A. feet
B. hand
C. clothes
D. donkey
What was the first miracle performed by Jesus?
A. Raising Lazarus from the dead
B. Healing 10 lepers on the border of Samaria and Galilee
C. Changing water to wine
D. Multiplication of fish and bread
On how many occasions does Jesus call a dead person back to life? (Excluding himself)
A. 2
B. 3
C. 4
D. 6
Who was the apostle Jesus loved?
A. John
B. Phillip
C. Peter
D. Jimi
According to Revelation, the streets of New Jerusalem are made of what?
A. asphalt
B. diamonds
C. gold
D. frankincense and myrrh
According to Revelation, heaven is
A. 1500 miles cubed
B. a perfect circle
C. full of beautiful virgins
D. hard to get to if you’re a camel or a rich man
Number 1 is C because the other animals can only be found in zoos in the area where the baptism happened and Jesus was not baptized in a zoo.
Number 6 is C because I know there is a misconception that religious people do not consume alcohol, unless they take the family to the zoo.
[quote=“heimuoshu”]Number 1 is C because the other animals can only be found in zoos in the area where the baptism happened and Jesus was not baptized in a zoo.
Number 6 is C because I know there is a misconception that religious people do not consume alcohol, unless they take the family to the zoo.[/quote]
YES and YES!
The holy spirit was a dove and Jesus turned water into wine as a first miracle! :discodance: :discodance: :discodance: :discodance: :discodance: :discodance:
I opened this thread hoping for a multiple choice test. 
