Texts from a stranger

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Last night I received a text message from an unknown number, I had to reply, given the content of the text. Here are our exchanges, for your amusement. U = Unknown texter T = Toms reply:

U: Do you want a good licking and I will make you cum?
T: Who is this?
U: Me
T: Well ‘me’ unless you are into giving tongue jobs to blokes you don’t know, I’d say you have the wrong number.
U: I have made you cum before with my tongue.
T: Well, I’m still thinking ‘wrong number,’ here. Wanna write down your name and prove me wrong?
U: Have you been out tonight?
T: No, you have the wrong number I am a bloke.
U: I came to your house in the morning when I finished work and you dressed up for me or have I got the wrong number?
T: Well, what is your name and who are you looking for?
U: Sorry I thought this number was Yvette.
T: Totally wrong number, I am a 34 year old bloke from West London. Good luck finding her. Thanks for the laugh!

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You should have opened with “Oh Ken, after the drilling you gave me this afternoon I’m not sure I could stand cumming again today. Plus, my boyfriend might want to come round later.”
I mean, what are the chances of his being called Ken?

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Has this got something to do with either gale force winds down South, or perhaps the results of this year’s F.A. Cup?

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To be honest, I’m rather jealous of the randy little frigger. Although it sounds like she is getting the better end of the bargain. Lucky Yvette.

The storms continue unabated. Not like a good Japanese typhoon though.

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Sounds to me like a setup for a scam.

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I’d want to delete those before the missus found them.

HG

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[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]I’d want to delete those before the missus found them.

HG[/quote]

Very sound advice

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Dear “Yvette”,
You said you’ll keep them secret.

From your throbby love gusset,
“Ken”