That's Life

If water riots against rocks it wins.
If flowers bloom in spring they pollinate
If the sun shines all day we burn
If milk stands too long it curdles
If I owe you 50 bucks good luck.

All ifs and no butts.

But call him drunken Ira Hayes he won’t answer anymore
But no one speaks English ‘cept the maverick Chinaman
But no I don’t want your sympathy as the fugitives say
But the old men in wheel chairs know Matilda’s the defendant
But there’s an old shirt stained with blood and whiskey
But who cares what Tom has to say ‘ cept Bob and Cash anyway
But you are innocent when you dream.

It may rain every day in Taiwan but there’s still a drought.

[quote=“Fox”]If water riots against rocks it wins.
If flowers bloom in spring they pollinate
If the sun shines all day we burn
If milk stands too long it curdles
If I owe you 50 bucks good luck.[/quote]

First line is a killer, Fox!
Can I steal that from you?

Almost likesay, I will steal readily from
If 6 was 9:

I’m gonna wave my Freak flag, High!

[quote=“Fox”]But call him drunken of Ira Hayes he won’t answer anymore
But no one speaks English ‘cept the maverick Chinaman
But no I don’t want your sympathy as the fugitives say
But the old men in wheel chairs know Matilda’s the defendant
But there’s an old shirt stained with blood and whiskey
But who cares what Tom has to say ‘ cept Bob and Cash anyway
But you are innocent when you dream.[/quote]

Thanks for the spare butts

My wife went there a couple of weeks ago on holidays and said it rained every day of her stay for three weeks during the Great Taiwan Drought.

I was talking to a friend in Taidong who sells furniture in Taipei, he told me there has been so much rain during the drought that the Suao is virtually unpassable.

[quote=“TheGingerMan”][quote=“Fox”]If water riots against rocks it wins.
If flowers bloom in spring they pollinate
If the sun shines all day we burn
If milk stands too long it curdles
If I owe you 50 bucks good luck.[/quote]

First line is a killer, Fox!
Can I steal that from you?[/quote]

Use what you want the gingerman. I went on to trash a perfectly good Tom Waits song and a line from Johnny Cash to satisfy the whims of Charlie.

Good find Charlie.
I like this version of a song made popular by Johnny Cash sang by Mick Jagger:

My wife went there a couple of weeks ago on holidays and said it rained every day of her stay for three weeks during the Great Taiwan Drought.

I was talking to a friend in Taidong who sells furniture in Taipei, he told me there has been so much rain during the drought that the Suao is virtually unpassable.[/quote]

The drought is definitely better this year.

[quote=“Fox”]
Use what you want the gingerman. I went on to trash a perfectly good Tom Waits song and a line from Johnny Cash to satisfy the whims of Charlie.[/quote]
:sunglasses:
Thanks, but Charlie Don’t Surf.
And We think He Should!

On a whim,
I should have trim,
Down.

Down,
Unto the ground.
Where:
we
can hear them
knockin;
But
They,
cunt
come
in.

Yesh!