The Aliens Thread (2nd Attempt)

I wrote 2nd attempt because there was another lengthy aliens thread that expired in the flounder bin. I think this should be a valid thread.

Anyways, this is kind of interesting. Probably more likely to be drugs than aliens though.

Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash

SPIELBERG CONFUSED BY DECREASE IN UFO SIGHTINGS

Aliens are better than ninjas.

I TOTALLY gotta…uh…you know.

Possible. But they can’t be better than Ninja Aliens, better yet, Teenage Mutant Ninja Alien Turtles. And that’s a fact jack!

How do you know? You belong to the Internet Ninja Tribe. You guys distant cousins or something?

Because they’ve already landed and have already made much of the population hosts?