The best case scenario thread - part 1

[Jack_Burton]

With grateful thanks to Flicka:

@Flicka

Having to relive the time I went to get my cellphone on a Saturday afternoon after forgetting it at the office overnight when I worked at the Government Information Office and walking in on my co-worker jacking off at his desk.

[anon38216271]

Getting married to him:

[irishstu]

All I want to do is win the lottery. Don’t worry, the money wouldn’t screw me up.

[Mother_Theresa]

@irishstu

All I want to do is win the lottery. Don’t worry, the money wouldn’t screw me up.

I won it. NT$2000. But it did screw me up.

[Elegua]

The Dali Lama tells me that on my deathbed, I will receive total consciousness.

[anon38216271]

@irishstu

All I want to do is win the lottery. Don’t worry, the money wouldn’t screw me up.

It won’t be the money that screws you up but writing the will.