The best case scenario thread - part 1

With grateful thanks to Flicka:

Getting married to him:


All I want to do is win the lottery. Don’t worry, the money wouldn’t screw me up.

I won it. NT$2000. :smiley: But it did screw me up. :frowning:

The Dali Lama tells me that on my deathbed, I will receive total consciousness.

It won’t be the money that screws you up but writing the will. :smiley: