The Best Drinking Songs

Indeed.
In point of fact, it might well have been better had they not decided to touch instruments, let alone that of the musical variety.

Real Lynott, Feel Phil...............
Whiskey In The Jar, is all vey well. 
Far Deeper, Than That!
One can tell the real boozer from the suds-san, when one plays this track:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svg_tvwW4po


Grateful Dead - Brown-Eyed Woman

Gone are the days when the ox fall down,
Take up the yoke and plow the fields around.
Gone are the days when the ladies saidā€™ ā€œPlease,
Gently, Jack Jones wonā€™t you come to me.ā€

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourinā€™ down,
And it looks like the old manā€™s gettinā€™ on.

1929 when he stepped to the bar, drank to the dregs of the whiskey jar.
1030 when the wall caved in, he made his way selling red-eyed gin.

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourinā€™ down,
And it looks like the old manā€™s gettinā€™ on.

Delilah Jones was the mother of twins,
Two times over and the rest were sins.
Raised eight boys, only I turned bad,
Didnā€™t get the lickinā€™s that the other ones had.

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourinā€™ down,
And it looks like the old manā€™s gettinā€™ on.

Tumble down shack on Big Foot country.
Snowed so hard that the roof caved in.
Delilah Jones went to meet her God,
And the old man never was the same again.

Daddy made whiskey and he made it well.
Cost two dollars and it burned like hell.
I cut hickā€™ry just to fire the still,
Drink down a bottle and be ready to kill.

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourinā€™ down,
And it looks like the old manā€™s gettinā€™ on.

Gone are the days when the ox fall down,
Take up the yoke and plow the fields around.
Gone are the days when the ladies saidā€™ ā€œPlease,
Gently, Jack Jones wonā€™t you come to me.ā€

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourinā€™ down,
And it looks like the old manā€™s gettinā€™ on.
And it looks like the old manā€™s gettinā€™ on.


Grateful Dead - Easy Wind

Iā€™ve been balling a shiny black steel jack-hammer
Been chipping up rocks for the great highway
Iā€™ll live five years if I take my time
Balling that jack and drinking my wine

I been chipping them rocks from dawn till doom
While my rider hide my bottle in the other room
Doctor say better stop balling that jack
If I live five years Iā€™m gonna bust my back, yes I will

Easy wind, cross the Bayou today
'Cause thereā€™s a whole lotta women, Mama
Out in red on the streets today
And the river keeps a talking
But you never heard a word it said

Gotta find a woman be good to me
Wonā€™t hide my liquor try, to serve me tea
'Cause Iā€™m a stone jack baller and my heart is true
And Iā€™ll give everything that I got to you, yes I will


Grateful Dead - One More Saturday Night

I went down to the mountain, I was drinking some wine
I looked up into heaven, lord I saw a mighty sign
Writ in fire across the heaven, plain as black and white
Get prepared, thereā€™s gonna be a party tonight

Uh huh, hey, Saturday night
One more Saturday night
Hey, Saturday night

Everybodyā€™s dancing down at the local armory
With a basement full of dynamite and live artillery
Temperature keeps rising, everybody getting high
Come the rocking stroke of midnight, the whole place is gonna fly

[chorus]

I turn on Channel Six, the President comes on the news
Says I got no satisfaction, thatā€™s why I sing the blues
His wife says donā€™t get crazy, Lord you know what to do
Just crank that old Victrola, put on your rocking shoes

[chorus]

Then God way up in heaven, for whatever it was worth
Thought heā€™d have a big old party, thought heā€™d call it planet earth
Donā€™t worry about tomorrow, Lord, youā€™ll know it when it comes
When the rocking, rolling music meets the rising, shining sun


Grateful Dead - Jack Straw

We can share the women, we can share the wine
We can share what we got of yours, 'cause we done shared all of mine
Keep on rolling, just a mile to go
Keep on rolling, my old buddy, youā€™re moving much too slow

I just jumped the watchman right outside the fence
Took his rings, four bucks in change, ainā€™t that heaven sent
Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon, burns my eyes to see
Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon, might as well be me

We used to play for silver now we play for life
And oneā€™s for sport, and oneā€™s for blood at the point of a knife
And now the die has shaken, now the die must fall
There ainā€™t a winner in the game
He donā€™t go home with all, not with all

Leaving Texas, fourth day of July
Sun so hot, the clouds so low, the eagles filled the sky
Catch the Detroit Lightning out of Santa Fe
The Great Northern out of Cheyenne, from sea to shining sea

Gotta go to Tulsa, first train we can ride
Gotta settle one old score, one small point of pride
There ainā€™t a place a man can hide, Shannon, will keep him from the sun
Ainā€™t a bed can give us rest now, you keep us on the run

Jack Straw from Wichita cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go
My old buddy youā€™re moving much too slow

We can share the women we can share the wine

I think there are three ways of looking at this category:

A)Songs about booze
B)Songs that break out around the campfire while boozed
C)Quotable line

A) The Piano Has Been Drinking

B) Bohemian Rhapsody

C)ā€œIā€™m a juvenile product of the working class whoā€™s best friend floats in the bottom of a glassā€
youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

[quote=ā€œToe Saveā€]I think there are three ways of looking at this category:

A)Songs about booze
B)Songs that break out around the campfire while boozed
C)Quotable line[/quote]

I agree! This is fun :sunglasses:


Grateful Dead - Mexicali Blues

Laid back in an old saloon, with a peso in my hand
Watching flies and children on the street
And I catch a glimpse of black-eyed girls who giggle when I smile
Thereā€™s a little boy that wants to shine my feet
And itā€™s three days ride from Bakersfield
And I donā€™t know why I came
I guess I came to keep from payinā€™ dues
So instead Iā€™ve got a bottle and a girl whoā€™s just fourteen
And a damned good case of the Mexicali blues

Chorus
Is there anything a man donā€™t stand to lose
When the devil wants to take it all away
Cherish well your thoughts, keep a tight grip on your booze
'Cause thinking and drinking are all I have today

She said her name was Billie Jean and she was fresh in town
I didnā€™t know her stage-line ran from hell
She had raven hair, a ruffled dress, a necklace made of gold
And all the french perfume youā€™d care to smell
She took me up in to her room and whispered in my ear
Go on my friend, do anything you choose
Now Iā€™m payinā€™ for those happy hours I spent there in her arms
With a lifetimeā€™s worth of the Mexicali blues

[chorus]

And then a man rode in to town, some thought he was the law
Billie Jean was waiting when he came
She told me he would take her if I didnā€™t use my gun
And Iā€™d have no one but myself to blame
I went down to those dusty streets, blood was on my mind
I guess that stranger hadnā€™t heard the news
'Cause I shot first and killed him, Lord he didnā€™t even draw
And he made me trade the gallows for the Mexicali blues

Is there anything a man donā€™t stand to lose
When he lets a woman hold him in her hands
You just might find yourself out there on horseback in the dark
Just riding and running across those desert sands

D) Songs Best Heard While Drunk:

What exactly defines a good drinking song? Iā€™ve listened to everything here so far and some have struck me more as drinking songs than others. For me a good drinking song is usually one that most folks know the words, or at least the chorus. It doesnā€™t neccessaily have to be about drinking, but that helps. Here are a couple by Toby Kieth that qualify.

Summerā€¦those days of soda, and pretzels, and beer :sunglasses: .

Best Taiwanese drinking song! By 陳小雲.

Same song performed by A-mei.

Itā€™s nearly impossible to overestimate how good Dwight Yoakamā€™s music is when played on a fine Friday night in a great American honky tonk - covered, house sound, who cares. Dwight Yoakam is the real deal, Nashville be damned. Yā€™all booze hounds just sit back now and enjoy beinā€™ American for 3:02 + 2:49 - if you can stand it.

[quote]And all Iā€™ve done for want of wit,
To memory now I canā€™t recall,
So fill to me the parting glass:
Good night, and joy be with you all.[/quote]

[quote]I said, ā€œOld men, have you been drinking long?ā€
They said, ā€œJust long enough to be singing this song:
Lord preserve us, Saints protect us,
Weā€™ve been drinkinā€™ whiskey 'fore breakfast.ā€[/quote]

Amen.

If You Donā€™t Love Jesus, Go To Hell - Billy Joe Shaver. Songs from Shaverā€™s Old Five and Dimers Like Me and Salt of the Earth are as good as anything Townes Van Zandt ever wrote.

Iā€™m So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams; Jimmy Dale Gilmore (cover). Gilmoreā€™s high nasal twang is second only to Hank III when it comes to covering Hank Sr.

Small Yā€™all - Bobby Braddock; Kenny Chesney and George Jones (cover). In another twenty years, Chesney will be huge in American music; he gets kudos for courage here as the possum takes him to school when it comes to old school country vocals.