Don’t wipe your ass with the bare hand you eat chicken from.
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Try the chicken ass at the night market. It’s on a stick.
Don’t eat the chicken ass in poo paper at the night market. Get the one on a stick.
Yeah, you might give your ass Salmonella poisoning.
Don’t eat cold bananas!
If you’re right handed and use left you’ll smear it all over!
Don’t sit on chickens.
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Feed the dog with the hand you’ve punished it with!
This is good advice, if you consider what “chicken” is a euphemism for in Chinese.
This place is a minefield!
You can be sure I won’t be eating any chicken tonight…or sitting on any.
If there’s an internet forum you don’t like and only post on to complain about, you should probably stop going there.
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Do not defecate in the urinal (reference funny pictures thread)
Flagged as useful advice. Please temp yourself.
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Believe me, it’s useless.
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Useful…just falling on deaf ears?
Never give useful advice in the Completely useless obvious advice thread.
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Good one.
Don’t try to fight your way onto the elevator while people are getting off.