Don’t wipe your ass with the bare hand you eat chicken from.
Try the chicken ass at the night market. It’s on a stick.
Don’t eat the chicken ass in poo paper at the night market. Get the one on a stick.
Yeah, you might give your ass Salmonella poisoning.
Don’t eat cold bananas!
If you’re right handed and use left you’ll smear it all over!
Don’t sit on chickens.
Feed the dog with the hand you’ve punished it with!
This is good advice, if you consider what “chicken” is a euphemism for in Chinese.
This place is a minefield!
You can be sure I won’t be eating any chicken tonight…or sitting on any.
If there’s an internet forum you don’t like and only post on to complain about, you should probably stop going there.
Do not defecate in the urinal (reference funny pictures thread)
Flagged as useful advice. Please temp yourself.
Believe me, it’s useless.
Useful…just falling on deaf ears?
Never give useful advice in the Completely useless obvious advice thread.
Don’t try to fight your way onto the elevator while people are getting off.