We really are far, far from each other in terms of our points of reference and so on. I don’t think there’s much point in continuing down this line in your lovely little humbug thread, but for the record I still disagree with your way of framing the diet issue (shocking, I know).
Ah, well, it’s English cuisine after all. 
I want my money back, dammit! I bought shares in Vegan Conspiracy PLC based on your shoddy prophecy! 